Wow, even the far right New York Post has figured out that we're in extreme danger from this unhinged president. Never in my life did I think we'd be aligned with Russia.

BREAKING MAGICAL-MOMENT NEWS: My partner (who I call Dr. Doolittle since wild animals gravitate to him regularly) found this monarch who seemed about to give up and die. He warmed her up and fed her sugar water from his finger, which she seemed to really, really need.