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Everywhere you looked in 2025, the culture was raiding our closet, borrowing our bands, and handing trophies to people featured on our dorm posters. Read more in the latest issue of Generation Xcellent. Subscribe to our free newsletter today. generationxcellent.kit.com/42b13023b7
Happy birthday to David Bowie, who would have been 79 years old today. Celebrate accordingly.
January 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Happy birthday to David Bowie, who would have been 79 years old today. Celebrate accordingly.
Oh my god, the fan theories were right!
January 8, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Oh my god, the fan theories were right!
This is unequivocally true.
January 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
This is unequivocally true.
Some brilliant bastard rebuilt old-school MTV as a free streaming site with 27,000 music videos playing 24/7 across seven decades. You just drop in and watch whatever's on, exactly like we did back when we still had attention spans. wantmymtv.vercel.app
MTV REWIND - I Want My MTV
Celebrating 44 years of continuous music videos. Stream classic music videos 24/7.
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January 6, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Some brilliant bastard rebuilt old-school MTV as a free streaming site with 27,000 music videos playing 24/7 across seven decades. You just drop in and watch whatever's on, exactly like we did back when we still had attention spans. wantmymtv.vercel.app
What's playing on Lloyd Dobler's Transformers Autobot Blaster?
January 6, 2026 at 1:38 AM
What's playing on Lloyd Dobler's Transformers Autobot Blaster?
Give a big fake smile and wave to the camera if you’re pretending to be happy to be back at work again.
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 PM
Give a big fake smile and wave to the camera if you’re pretending to be happy to be back at work again.
How about dry first weekend of January?
January 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
How about dry first weekend of January?
Please just make it stop.
January 4, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Please just make it stop.
Anybody see the Chevy Chase doc? I can’t decide whether to watch it. It’ll either remind me that he’s a smug a**hole and I can’t believe I ever liked him, or it’ll remind me he’s a smug a**hole and that kinda explains why he was so beloved by Gen-Xers. Any thoughts?
January 3, 2026 at 10:13 PM
Anybody see the Chevy Chase doc? I can’t decide whether to watch it. It’ll either remind me that he’s a smug a**hole and I can’t believe I ever liked him, or it’ll remind me he’s a smug a**hole and that kinda explains why he was so beloved by Gen-Xers. Any thoughts?
Our healthcare plan was to sit on the curb, catch your breath, and then rejoin society.
January 3, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Our healthcare plan was to sit on the curb, catch your breath, and then rejoin society.
Nobody makes commercial jingles like they used to. These things moved into your brain rent-free and never left.
January 3, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Nobody makes commercial jingles like they used to. These things moved into your brain rent-free and never left.
If you make only one positive change to your life in 2026, make it getting into more rap battles.
January 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
If you make only one positive change to your life in 2026, make it getting into more rap battles.
Here's hoping we all manage to stay fit, keep sharp, and make good decisions in 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Here's hoping we all manage to stay fit, keep sharp, and make good decisions in 2026.
If it's "weird" that I watched the countdown to the final seconds of the '80s last night rather than the 2026 countdown, because I'd rather imagine that we're heading into the '90s again rather than this hellscape, then sure, I guess that makes me weird.
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
If it's "weird" that I watched the countdown to the final seconds of the '80s last night rather than the 2026 countdown, because I'd rather imagine that we're heading into the '90s again rather than this hellscape, then sure, I guess that makes me weird.
My plans for New Year's Eve have changed dramatically in recent years.
December 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
My plans for New Year's Eve have changed dramatically in recent years.
Made my resolutions for 2026.
December 31, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Made my resolutions for 2026.
Tried to say the name of my prescription and unlocked a side quest.
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tried to say the name of my prescription and unlocked a side quest.
I don't think I've ever heard a more Gen-X response to dealing with cold
December 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I don't think I've ever heard a more Gen-X response to dealing with cold
Everywhere you looked in 2025, the culture was raiding our closet, borrowing our bands, and handing trophies to people featured on our dorm posters. Read more in the latest issue of Generation Xcellent. Subscribe to our free newsletter today. generationxcellent.kit.com/42b13023b7
December 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Everywhere you looked in 2025, the culture was raiding our closet, borrowing our bands, and handing trophies to people featured on our dorm posters. Read more in the latest issue of Generation Xcellent. Subscribe to our free newsletter today. generationxcellent.kit.com/42b13023b7
Turns out the real Upside Down was her taste in music.
December 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Turns out the real Upside Down was her taste in music.
Your adolescence now requires climate control, a security guard, and a small paragraph of context.
December 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Your adolescence now requires climate control, a security guard, and a small paragraph of context.
They say keep moving as you get older. The ice heard that and took it personally.
December 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
They say keep moving as you get older. The ice heard that and took it personally.
Sometimes I like my cojones to feel luxurious.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Sometimes I like my cojones to feel luxurious.
It hasn’t been an easy year, or decade. Let’s face it, this whole century has been kind of a bust so far.
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
It hasn’t been an easy year, or decade. Let’s face it, this whole century has been kind of a bust so far.
This is why Gen-Xers don't trust AI. We’ve already seen how this ends.
December 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
This is why Gen-Xers don't trust AI. We’ve already seen how this ends.