Wesley 🍥
@generichumanoid.bsky.social
He/they, PNWer, recovering liberal since 2016, 30% unhinged and rising.
My main goal is to be at once completely honest and forthright, yet also completely incomprehensible.
My main goal is to be at once completely honest and forthright, yet also completely incomprehensible.
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Wesley 🍥
@generichumanoid.bsky.social
· May 16
I got my master's degree is from the Jovian Institute of Advanced Imbecility, so I know stupid when I see it.
Paying $18 dollars a month for pills that keep me from wanting to kill myself
December 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Paying $18 dollars a month for pills that keep me from wanting to kill myself
BREAKING: Santa Claus implicated in Epstein sex trafficking ring following Dec. 19 file release
December 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
BREAKING: Santa Claus implicated in Epstein sex trafficking ring following Dec. 19 file release
Americans should count ourselves lucky Super Bowl 67 is years away.
December 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Americans should count ourselves lucky Super Bowl 67 is years away.
I'm joining the War on Christmas on the side of whatever force is trying to destroy Christmas if only to find out who they are and what their goal is.
Willing to reconsider once I have the relevant information.
Willing to reconsider once I have the relevant information.
December 17, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I'm joining the War on Christmas on the side of whatever force is trying to destroy Christmas if only to find out who they are and what their goal is.
Willing to reconsider once I have the relevant information.
Willing to reconsider once I have the relevant information.
I feel like I'm a prime target for some new cult that will grow out of opposition to llms and gen. ai.
Like, I simultaneously believe that demons aren't a real thing, and also that the Computer is infested with them now.
Like, I simultaneously believe that demons aren't a real thing, and also that the Computer is infested with them now.
December 13, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I feel like I'm a prime target for some new cult that will grow out of opposition to llms and gen. ai.
Like, I simultaneously believe that demons aren't a real thing, and also that the Computer is infested with them now.
Like, I simultaneously believe that demons aren't a real thing, and also that the Computer is infested with them now.
Being racist against the Dutch.
December 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Being racist against the Dutch.
Medical defenestration
December 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Medical defenestration
A bumper sticker that says: "Not A Student / Please Road Rage @ Me"
November 3, 2025 at 7:53 PM
A bumper sticker that says: "Not A Student / Please Road Rage @ Me"
Since SNAP benefits are ending: If you see someone shoplifting essentials, No, you didn't.
October 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Since SNAP benefits are ending: If you see someone shoplifting essentials, No, you didn't.
As president, I would deport every "heritage American" to the country their ancestors came here from. The UK has religious freedom and democracy now, it's safe to go back, WASPs.
October 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
As president, I would deport every "heritage American" to the country their ancestors came here from. The UK has religious freedom and democracy now, it's safe to go back, WASPs.
Even giving him the benefit of the doubt, Graham Platner *not knowing* the huge skull tattooed on his chest was a Nazi symbol should be disqualifying.
It points to a level of ignorance that shows he's not fit to serve.
It points to a level of ignorance that shows he's not fit to serve.
October 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Even giving him the benefit of the doubt, Graham Platner *not knowing* the huge skull tattooed on his chest was a Nazi symbol should be disqualifying.
It points to a level of ignorance that shows he's not fit to serve.
It points to a level of ignorance that shows he's not fit to serve.
Establishment Dems in 2035: "Amazon Customer Satisfaction Agents aren't soldiers, and therefore aren't subject to constitutional restrictions. Maybe you should have thought twice before posting those mean things about President Bezos back in 2016."
October 23, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Establishment Dems in 2035: "Amazon Customer Satisfaction Agents aren't soldiers, and therefore aren't subject to constitutional restrictions. Maybe you should have thought twice before posting those mean things about President Bezos back in 2016."
Skeeting into oncoming traffic
October 23, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Skeeting into oncoming traffic
I have a headache and had to explain to my grandmother what furries are. Think these are unrelated.
October 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I have a headache and had to explain to my grandmother what furries are. Think these are unrelated.
Clicker training my Large Adult Son
September 28, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Clicker training my Large Adult Son
The Algorithm must think I'm white. I'm getting recruiting advertisements for ICE. 😬
September 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The Algorithm must think I'm white. I'm getting recruiting advertisements for ICE. 😬
Tolerance and empathy are not unalloyed moral virtues. They're social contracts. Those who do not uphold tolerance and empathy are not owed any in return.
September 15, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Tolerance and empathy are not unalloyed moral virtues. They're social contracts. Those who do not uphold tolerance and empathy are not owed any in return.
I have many vaguely left-wing stickers on the back of my car. Have for years, started in Trump 1.
This morning, my mom asked me to consider removing them because of the rhetoric of media commentators, Jesse Watters in particular, surrounding the killing of Charlie Kirk.
This morning, my mom asked me to consider removing them because of the rhetoric of media commentators, Jesse Watters in particular, surrounding the killing of Charlie Kirk.
September 11, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have many vaguely left-wing stickers on the back of my car. Have for years, started in Trump 1.
This morning, my mom asked me to consider removing them because of the rhetoric of media commentators, Jesse Watters in particular, surrounding the killing of Charlie Kirk.
This morning, my mom asked me to consider removing them because of the rhetoric of media commentators, Jesse Watters in particular, surrounding the killing of Charlie Kirk.
Reposted by Wesley 🍥
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
September 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Illinois Gov. J.B. Pritzker (D) on the shooting of Charlie Kirk:
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
"Political violence, unfortunately, has ramped up in this country ... I think there are people who are fomenting it in this country. I think the president's rhetoric often foments it."
I have the phrase "Labubu truck nuts" lodged in my head...
August 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I have the phrase "Labubu truck nuts" lodged in my head...
Animals I think it would be cool to have as a friend:
Racoon: forest mischief creature
Crow: raccoon but flies
Whale: splashy gentle giant
Elephant: stompy gentle giant
Bear: big fluffy dog
Seal: smooth splashy dog
Gorilla: just a big chill guy
Racoon: forest mischief creature
Crow: raccoon but flies
Whale: splashy gentle giant
Elephant: stompy gentle giant
Bear: big fluffy dog
Seal: smooth splashy dog
Gorilla: just a big chill guy
July 4, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Animals I think it would be cool to have as a friend:
Racoon: forest mischief creature
Crow: raccoon but flies
Whale: splashy gentle giant
Elephant: stompy gentle giant
Bear: big fluffy dog
Seal: smooth splashy dog
Gorilla: just a big chill guy
Racoon: forest mischief creature
Crow: raccoon but flies
Whale: splashy gentle giant
Elephant: stompy gentle giant
Bear: big fluffy dog
Seal: smooth splashy dog
Gorilla: just a big chill guy
We're going to hear from him again in 20 years when he runs for Senator
June 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
We're going to hear from him again in 20 years when he runs for Senator
If Iran had nukes, they'd be in the right to use them.
June 22, 2025 at 7:09 AM
If Iran had nukes, they'd be in the right to use them.
Plan for tomorrow: buy a megaphone, stand outside an army recruiting office, and berate anyone who looks to be going there.
June 22, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Plan for tomorrow: buy a megaphone, stand outside an army recruiting office, and berate anyone who looks to be going there.