The concerned centrist
@geniusavant.bsky.social
Founder of The Campaign Against Self-absorption. Trying vainly to create a vibe around sherry as a drink for the under 80s.
First time I've really noticed the brilliant juxtaposition between a-side and b-side. These posts really are the gifts that keep on giving.
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
First time I've really noticed the brilliant juxtaposition between a-side and b-side. These posts really are the gifts that keep on giving.
I guess the extent to which I don’t care about the distinction automatically excludes me from the latter category.
January 2, 2026 at 1:01 PM
I guess the extent to which I don’t care about the distinction automatically excludes me from the latter category.
Happy new year from Fesshole: here's another fucked relationship.
January 2, 2026 at 11:51 AM
Happy new year from Fesshole: here's another fucked relationship.
Yeah but we're still here to complain about it so, you know, swings and roundabouts.
January 1, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Yeah but we're still here to complain about it so, you know, swings and roundabouts.
Paving the way for "Police Academy 14: Recruits in Heat"...
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 PM
Paving the way for "Police Academy 14: Recruits in Heat"...
Hang on - does this mean you've watched The Hit? Fantastic film that I never knew about until really recently. Stamp is amazing, and John Hurt is a great villain.
January 1, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Hang on - does this mean you've watched The Hit? Fantastic film that I never knew about until really recently. Stamp is amazing, and John Hurt is a great villain.
Top trivia and thank god sene prevailed.
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Top trivia and thank god sene prevailed.
Who in particular are you thinking of?
January 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Who in particular are you thinking of?
Just you wait til you get to The Limey. Possibly career best for Terry and Soderbergh.
January 1, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Just you wait til you get to The Limey. Possibly career best for Terry and Soderbergh.
Nice to see the Fesshole elves cooking up something nice for the festive season.
January 1, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Nice to see the Fesshole elves cooking up something nice for the festive season.
Well, there was this guy...
January 1, 2026 at 10:51 AM
Well, there was this guy...
Yeah those ecstasy tablets are quite moreish.
January 1, 2026 at 10:19 AM
Yeah those ecstasy tablets are quite moreish.
It's socially unacceptable?! When did this come in?
December 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
It's socially unacceptable?! When did this come in?
This reads a bit like an obscure reader's letter to a jazz mag.
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This reads a bit like an obscure reader's letter to a jazz mag.
Well, you tell me...
December 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Well, you tell me...
Beat me to it. Let me guess - "...in Deptford I am Severin..."
December 28, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Beat me to it. Let me guess - "...in Deptford I am Severin..."
For use on the tradesman's entrance?
December 28, 2025 at 12:35 PM
For use on the tradesman's entrance?
...is this because the actual reason is you've started timing your wanks?
December 28, 2025 at 12:20 PM
...is this because the actual reason is you've started timing your wanks?
Lasting 4 hours would need Sting-like self control.
December 28, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Lasting 4 hours would need Sting-like self control.
Tagline: "You won't like her when she's Ann Lee."
December 28, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Tagline: "You won't like her when she's Ann Lee."
It's hardly a trifling matter.
December 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
It's hardly a trifling matter.
Actually I'm probably ok with no Lenny Henry.
December 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Actually I'm probably ok with no Lenny Henry.
Was the something you were looking for your fleshlight, and will you never wank again cos you don't do sloppy seconds?
December 7, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Was the something you were looking for your fleshlight, and will you never wank again cos you don't do sloppy seconds?
Your sister's a legend.
December 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Your sister's a legend.