Maturity is realizing that maybe Britain controlling the United States wasn’t that bad.

Just saying I’d chose George III over whatever on earth is going on now any day of the week.

As a member of the “I wear Victorian clothes every day” society…

Can we all get together and fight crime or something? I don’t know I just feel like that would be badass.

Can someone please explain why the guy in charge of keeping Americans healthy looks like he has been legally dead since the Buchanan administration?

I think I just got consumption just by remembering I share a country with that guy.

“You should be less misanthropic”

Humanity invented the awkward small talk I am required to have with my hackney driver, that’s an excellent reason to not like humanity.

And yes, I do say “Hackney” instead of “Taxi”. Life is short.

I find it amusing when other men insult me based on my fashion choices. Like bro, I am dressing for the gays, gals, and the gender non conforming pals what makes you think I care about your opinion?