The Gentleman Pervert
@gentlemanpervert88.bsky.social
Silly guy. Likes to ramble. Doing my best to exist. Still here despite the universe's best efforts.
Also I'm sorry I've been neglecting you, Bluesky
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Also I'm sorry I've been neglecting you, Bluesky
So... Y'all remember when we were just hooking up willy nilly thanks to Craigslist?
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So... Y'all remember when we were just hooking up willy nilly thanks to Craigslist?
February is off to a stumble, but that's no reason to quit the race.
If I can't run, I walk. If I can't walk, I crawl.
We got this, folks.
If I can't run, I walk. If I can't walk, I crawl.
We got this, folks.
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
February is off to a stumble, but that's no reason to quit the race.
If I can't run, I walk. If I can't walk, I crawl.
We got this, folks.
If I can't run, I walk. If I can't walk, I crawl.
We got this, folks.
Selfie because why not
Tired and irritated but still going
Tired and irritated but still going
February 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Selfie because why not
Tired and irritated but still going
Tired and irritated but still going
After a month of good vibes, my emotional come down decided to hit suddenly
February 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
After a month of good vibes, my emotional come down decided to hit suddenly
Feel the music deep within
January 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Feel the music deep within
Just got a tad bit horny
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Just got a tad bit horny
Woke up
Shaved
Showered
Belly full
Teeth brushed
Whatcha got for me Wednesday?
Shaved
Showered
Belly full
Teeth brushed
Whatcha got for me Wednesday?
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Woke up
Shaved
Showered
Belly full
Teeth brushed
Whatcha got for me Wednesday?
Shaved
Showered
Belly full
Teeth brushed
Whatcha got for me Wednesday?
I felt especially beautiful tonight
January 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
I felt especially beautiful tonight
Is it too early to start referring to the next four years as The Great Regression?
January 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Is it too early to start referring to the next four years as The Great Regression?
If you have a crush on me... You can go ahead and tell me because my brain is a jerk most of the time
January 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If you have a crush on me... You can go ahead and tell me because my brain is a jerk most of the time
If your trans and queer friends have gotten louder, support and protect them
If your trans and queer friends have gotten quieter, support and protect them
Let them know they are and forever will be valid
We love you
We see you
We want you to remain
If your trans and queer friends have gotten quieter, support and protect them
Let them know they are and forever will be valid
We love you
We see you
We want you to remain
January 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If your trans and queer friends have gotten louder, support and protect them
If your trans and queer friends have gotten quieter, support and protect them
Let them know they are and forever will be valid
We love you
We see you
We want you to remain
If your trans and queer friends have gotten quieter, support and protect them
Let them know they are and forever will be valid
We love you
We see you
We want you to remain
I try not to hate people, especially if I don't personally know them.
But I fucking hate my upstairs neighbor.
But I fucking hate my upstairs neighbor.
January 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I try not to hate people, especially if I don't personally know them.
But I fucking hate my upstairs neighbor.
But I fucking hate my upstairs neighbor.
Sometimes stress relief with your friends is venting with some wine
And sometimes it's this
Both are valid
And sometimes it's this
Both are valid
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Sometimes stress relief with your friends is venting with some wine
And sometimes it's this
Both are valid
And sometimes it's this
Both are valid
"Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"
January 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"
Hey, folks
I'm really happy
Also really horny
But really happy
I'm really happy
Also really horny
But really happy
January 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Hey, folks
I'm really happy
Also really horny
But really happy
I'm really happy
Also really horny
But really happy
When "O.P.P." plays at the plasma donation center, it stands for "other people's plasma"
January 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
When "O.P.P." plays at the plasma donation center, it stands for "other people's plasma"
I used to be able to kick myself in the head and considered that a talent
That is all
That is all
January 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I used to be able to kick myself in the head and considered that a talent
That is all
That is all
What's your measurement in pancakes?
January 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
What's your measurement in pancakes?
So... Do you ever feel guilty when things in your life are going well while the rest of the world is on fire (literally and figuratively)?
Because 2025 is being kind to me currently, but I hate seeing what's going on in the world and part of me feels bad for enjoying life.
Because 2025 is being kind to me currently, but I hate seeing what's going on in the world and part of me feels bad for enjoying life.
January 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
So... Do you ever feel guilty when things in your life are going well while the rest of the world is on fire (literally and figuratively)?
Because 2025 is being kind to me currently, but I hate seeing what's going on in the world and part of me feels bad for enjoying life.
Because 2025 is being kind to me currently, but I hate seeing what's going on in the world and part of me feels bad for enjoying life.