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The Gentleman Pervert
@gentlemanpervert88.bsky.social
Silly guy. Likes to ramble. Doing my best to exist. Still here despite the universe's best efforts.
Also I'm sorry I've been neglecting you, Bluesky
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
So... Y'all remember when we were just hooking up willy nilly thanks to Craigslist?
February 19, 2025 at 10:44 PM
February is off to a stumble, but that's no reason to quit the race.

If I can't run, I walk. If I can't walk, I crawl.

We got this, folks.
February 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Selfie because why not

Tired and irritated but still going
February 2, 2025 at 12:09 PM
After a month of good vibes, my emotional come down decided to hit suddenly
February 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Feel the music deep within
January 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Just got a tad bit horny
January 30, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Woke up
Shaved
Showered
Belly full
Teeth brushed

Whatcha got for me Wednesday?
January 29, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I felt especially beautiful tonight
January 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
January 28, 2025 at 8:22 AM
January 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Is it too early to start referring to the next four years as The Great Regression?
January 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
If you have a crush on me... You can go ahead and tell me because my brain is a jerk most of the time
January 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
If your trans and queer friends have gotten louder, support and protect them

If your trans and queer friends have gotten quieter, support and protect them

Let them know they are and forever will be valid

We love you

We see you

We want you to remain
January 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I try not to hate people, especially if I don't personally know them.

But I fucking hate my upstairs neighbor.
January 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Sometimes stress relief with your friends is venting with some wine

And sometimes it's this

Both are valid
January 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
January 19, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"Tonight I dine on turtle soup!"
January 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Hey, folks

I'm really happy

Also really horny

But really happy
January 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
When "O.P.P." plays at the plasma donation center, it stands for "other people's plasma"
January 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
I used to be able to kick myself in the head and considered that a talent

That is all
January 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
What's your measurement in pancakes?
January 14, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So... Do you ever feel guilty when things in your life are going well while the rest of the world is on fire (literally and figuratively)?

Because 2025 is being kind to me currently, but I hate seeing what's going on in the world and part of me feels bad for enjoying life.
January 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM