$59 a piece at Costco this morning! Run, my nerd friends!

We only knew kale as the stuff decorating the Pizza Hut salad bar when we went to get our Book It personal pan pizzas.

DENTAL PLAN
Lisa needs braces!

I’m a singin’ hobo not a stabbin’ hobo!

They actually do something somewhat like this in Japan when an area is impacted by an earthquake. If your home is impacted the government will buy it at fair market value and just let it stay abandoned rather than risk the owners’ safety.

In our household we refer to him as ‘Danger Sweater’. I think our running theory is the shirt is sentient and just puppets around the guy and that’s why he’s so incredibly useless.

You know I never understood what Alanis saw in him until now. Looks like I have a whole new subplot for therapy!

I consider the series Christmas movies since there’s elves involved. Makes total sense to watch them at the start of the holiday season!