Geoduck
@geoduck.bsky.social
52 y/o he/him | disappointed by Bill Clinton | radicalized by W | disillusioned by Obama | horrified by Trump | unimpressed by Biden | re: Trump II, we’re all dead
If they loved America they would be doing everything they could to halt the descent into fascism that we are witnessing. So, I call bullshit on them.
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
If they loved America they would be doing everything they could to halt the descent into fascism that we are witnessing. So, I call bullshit on them.
There should be an Edward R Murrow shame award for cowardice in journalism.
January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
There should be an Edward R Murrow shame award for cowardice in journalism.
Do you automatically go to heaven if you choke on a tiny Jesus?
January 2, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Do you automatically go to heaven if you choke on a tiny Jesus?
He’s always watching. The perv.
January 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
He’s always watching. The perv.
Keep eating those hamberders, Donny.
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Keep eating those hamberders, Donny.
A dog licking the couch relentlessly.
January 2, 2026 at 6:29 PM
A dog licking the couch relentlessly.
If you make no mistakes, you probably don’t do much.
January 2, 2026 at 6:27 PM
If you make no mistakes, you probably don’t do much.
When will MAGA give up on the farce that they are Christians?
January 1, 2026 at 2:13 AM
When will MAGA give up on the farce that they are Christians?
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for her.
December 31, 2025 at 4:01 AM
It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for her.
Was surprised to see SF prevail over Seattle in the first paragraph when they were playing the Bears. Honest error, AI hallucination, or a fixed game? My money is on AI.
December 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Was surprised to see SF prevail over Seattle in the first paragraph when they were playing the Bears. Honest error, AI hallucination, or a fixed game? My money is on AI.
Awesome, thanks! I thought I caught that Emily Brown uses they/them based on one of the vignettes on the big screen. But I may have misunderstood. In any case, always helpful to have a definitive guide. :)
December 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Awesome, thanks! I thought I caught that Emily Brown uses they/them based on one of the vignettes on the big screen. But I may have misunderstood. In any case, always helpful to have a definitive guide. :)
This was helpful! Would love a pronunciation guide for all the players’ names. And pronouns would be useful! You guys are awesome!
December 25, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This was helpful! Would love a pronunciation guide for all the players’ names. And pronouns would be useful! You guys are awesome!
Go cry about it, Goebbels.
December 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Go cry about it, Goebbels.
It’s hard to beat Pussy Galore. But Dr Good Head comes close!
December 19, 2025 at 4:09 AM
It’s hard to beat Pussy Galore. But Dr Good Head comes close!
They’re cumming for your assets
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
They’re cumming for your assets
VuhlvaCon III: Revenge of the Tax Prep Vibrators
December 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
VuhlvaCon III: Revenge of the Tax Prep Vibrators
I’ll not try to define womanhood. But I know a cunt when I see one.
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I’ll not try to define womanhood. But I know a cunt when I see one.