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george
@geodud.bsky.social
florida (unfortunately)
insta x threads: wtfgeodude
alt exists, dm me for the @ 🤓
hope you guys have been doing well 💕
May 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
i am forcing myself to get back into shape, i am too young for this dad bod fr 😭
February 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
to or to not post a thirst trap on main, that is the question
February 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
another day another selfie
February 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
favorite pokemon valentine’s day pick up line: sit on my lapras
ash and pikachu are swimming in the ocean with a pokemon .
ALT: ash and pikachu are swimming in the ocean with a pokemon .
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February 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
i spent galentine’s day with my valentine and i am spending valentine’s day with a bottle of wine
February 15, 2025 at 3:19 AM
🥸
February 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i would sooner become a spinster than ever redownload grindr, but that’s just me 🌚
February 10, 2025 at 5:37 PM
yooo
February 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
stressed as shit
February 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
tipsy tina
February 2, 2025 at 5:21 AM
my ticket says i was going 69
a spongebob squarepants character wearing a hat and glasses
ALT: a spongebob squarepants character wearing a hat and glasses
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February 1, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i meant to put that on my alt, don’t think less of me
February 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
bf sat on my face, i am content 🌚
February 1, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i am too awkward fml
January 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
i am so bad at taking thirst traps there should be a class on this
January 29, 2025 at 7:43 PM
wearing khakis today, who do i think i am jake from state farm?
January 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
eclipse would’ve been 100x better, if edward and jacob had been like “fuck bella” and fucked each other instead. i’m just saying
January 29, 2025 at 5:29 PM
if anyone has an extra wigglytuff ex they can trade me I’ll give you whatever you want ☠️
January 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
stressing hard
January 29, 2025 at 3:45 PM
i can’t scroll through my feed without getting horny tbfh 😂
January 28, 2025 at 4:05 PM
the exact moment bella was ready to give her virginity to edward
January 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
watching twilight
a man is sitting at a desk in front of a window with a bird in a glass case .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk in front of a window with a bird in a glass case .
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January 28, 2025 at 2:47 AM
i hate mondays more than garfield fr
January 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
casual
January 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM