Boring Geoff
@geoffellison.bsky.social
Professional but don't look it. North West UK based music and cat fan. Kind person. Boring.
No. Don't get your curtains from Next... 😂😂
December 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
No. Don't get your curtains from Next... 😂😂
I believe we'll make it, Kev. There's always been something to worry about, not least two world wars. When I was a kid in the 60's I used to see some guy at the footy with a "The End Is Nigh" sandwich board. It worried me back then, but I'm still here to tell the tale. 👍
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I believe we'll make it, Kev. There's always been something to worry about, not least two world wars. When I was a kid in the 60's I used to see some guy at the footy with a "The End Is Nigh" sandwich board. It worried me back then, but I'm still here to tell the tale. 👍
Farage has no say in the matter. The media need to stop framing it as if he's won an election. He's not in charge and it'll be years before he gets a chance to be.
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Farage has no say in the matter. The media need to stop framing it as if he's won an election. He's not in charge and it'll be years before he gets a chance to be.
It's a badge of honour for these people.
December 14, 2025 at 11:34 AM
It's a badge of honour for these people.
Shaking the hands of every dementia doctor he's seen in the last 6 months might've caused it.
December 12, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Shaking the hands of every dementia doctor he's seen in the last 6 months might've caused it.
This is from many months ago when they fell out. I assume they've kissed and made up again now. I just wish something had come of it.
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This is from many months ago when they fell out. I assume they've kissed and made up again now. I just wish something had come of it.
A lot of people don't realise how good you had to be at your job to "make it" in those days. Even more so to keep going as long as SB did. RIP.
December 12, 2025 at 5:37 PM
A lot of people don't realise how good you had to be at your job to "make it" in those days. Even more so to keep going as long as SB did. RIP.
I wonder what @richardbranson.bsky.social thinks of this?
December 12, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I wonder what @richardbranson.bsky.social thinks of this?
Hold on. I've spent most of this year being told tariffs didn't work and merely punished the people of the issuing country?
December 7, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hold on. I've spent most of this year being told tariffs didn't work and merely punished the people of the issuing country?
He's probably right, but then again it's easy to be more receptive when you've already made your millions.
December 7, 2025 at 12:37 PM
He's probably right, but then again it's easy to be more receptive when you've already made your millions.
Will he be forever known as the lad with the spotted dick?
December 6, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Will he be forever known as the lad with the spotted dick?
The day the world cup died.
December 5, 2025 at 7:05 PM
The day the world cup died.
Genuine question from the UK.
Have they put this guy on Fox so that Maga will hate him? They're the only viewers, and I get the impression Trump doesn't like him, so I can only assume it's being done to put a target on his back?
Have they put this guy on Fox so that Maga will hate him? They're the only viewers, and I get the impression Trump doesn't like him, so I can only assume it's being done to put a target on his back?
December 4, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Genuine question from the UK.
Have they put this guy on Fox so that Maga will hate him? They're the only viewers, and I get the impression Trump doesn't like him, so I can only assume it's being done to put a target on his back?
Have they put this guy on Fox so that Maga will hate him? They're the only viewers, and I get the impression Trump doesn't like him, so I can only assume it's being done to put a target on his back?
I asked my doctor what's the best way to lose weight.
He said don't eat anything fatty.
I said, who are you calling fatty? 😂😂😂
He said don't eat anything fatty.
I said, who are you calling fatty? 😂😂😂
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I asked my doctor what's the best way to lose weight.
He said don't eat anything fatty.
I said, who are you calling fatty? 😂😂😂
He said don't eat anything fatty.
I said, who are you calling fatty? 😂😂😂
They're only young. You have to blame their trainer for that mistake....😂
December 2, 2025 at 12:44 PM
They're only young. You have to blame their trainer for that mistake....😂
Block and forget them.
December 1, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Block and forget them.
Where would we be without the negative headlines eh? No wonder it's dragging on.
December 1, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Where would we be without the negative headlines eh? No wonder it's dragging on.
This might explain why you were saying "good morning" at around 3:30am this morning 😂
November 30, 2025 at 10:03 AM
This might explain why you were saying "good morning" at around 3:30am this morning 😂
Strange, there's no mention of this on the BBC... Are the media that allowed it to happen ever going to accept any responsibility?
November 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Strange, there's no mention of this on the BBC... Are the media that allowed it to happen ever going to accept any responsibility?
I've got my eye on one as well 😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:52 AM
I've got my eye on one as well 😂
If only it was just the young ones !! 😂😂
November 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
If only it was just the young ones !! 😂😂
If you'd said this was a young Michael Caine I would have believed you.
November 30, 2025 at 9:37 AM
If you'd said this was a young Michael Caine I would have believed you.
It seems to me that these stadiums could be an easy target for Venezuelans to get their own back. America is not a safe country to travel to now.
November 30, 2025 at 9:22 AM
It seems to me that these stadiums could be an easy target for Venezuelans to get their own back. America is not a safe country to travel to now.
I'm amazed the guy going nuts at them wasn't pushed to the ground.... Maybe it's just women and priests they get all brave with?
November 29, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I'm amazed the guy going nuts at them wasn't pushed to the ground.... Maybe it's just women and priests they get all brave with?