Geoff Parker
@geoffparker.bsky.social
Reposted by Geoff Parker
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
I want everyone to know I was doing fine until, “Joann, it’s you.” At which point my soul left my body.
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Hey what are you doing, let’s talk about cranberries! Surely you know, the cranberry is the Official Berry of my wonderful C
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November 28, 2024 at 2:27 AM
I want everyone to know I was doing fine until, “Joann, it’s you.” At which point my soul left my body.