I've never been less interested in a State of the Union in my entire life

Maybe "Deal With It, Fascists" should be the name of the pod?

The Browns will undoubtedly disagree 😂

Sad that he's gone. Always felt like he could have contributed much more if not for the outfield surplus. Hope he gets the chance in Seattle!

The new class will be ready to go in two weeks

Remember when news was "hard-hitting"?

Was sitting in a training with our staff one time and admin brought in an expert on a certain acronym. Forty five minutes into her presentation, one of our teachers said, "Could you explain what [the acronym] stands for?" Pretty sure I snorted

One day I was processing (yet another) school shooting with my high school seniors. They said we should give teachers guns. They discussed, decided not every teacher should have one, and I quietly asked them, "Which teachers would you trust with a gun?" Took them a while to come up with two.

This brings me perpetual bliss

You mean the finalists for the Offensive Player of the Year award?

Still waking up when I saw this and I thought, "Is it the Walmart Bowl today?"

Thank you

As a former 20 year old man, I concur

Surprised they haven't submitted an emergency application to the Supreme Court saying they have the right to declare any song public domain

Ok now that I got that out, this is an eye opening way to get at what our students are thinking

"100% completion"--sounds like some of my kids who are like, "but I finished the assignment"

Yeah, but you cheated/plagiarized/Googled/AI'ed/got stuff wrong/didn't answer the question...