Geoff Wet Blanket
@geoffwetblanket.bsky.social
In the last book I read before I die? Probably mankind's lord and saviour.
December 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In the last book I read before I die? Probably mankind's lord and saviour.
Reposted by Geoff Wet Blanket
Paul Young "quite literally" ruined two bands. He joined Bruce Springsteen under the guise of Street Band and forced him to sing that annoying song about toast. He joined A Tribe Called Quest under the guise of Q-Tips and forced them to play rip off blue eyed soul.
(One for the Gen Z-ers)
(One for the Gen Z-ers)
Ruin two bands by combining them.
Bruce Springsteen & The E Streetband.
Bruce Springsteen & The E Streetband.
December 30, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Paul Young "quite literally" ruined two bands. He joined Bruce Springsteen under the guise of Street Band and forced him to sing that annoying song about toast. He joined A Tribe Called Quest under the guise of Q-Tips and forced them to play rip off blue eyed soul.
(One for the Gen Z-ers)
(One for the Gen Z-ers)
Ruin two bands by combining them.
Bruce Springsteen & The E Streetband.
Bruce Springsteen & The E Streetband.
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Ruin two bands by combining them.
Bruce Springsteen & The E Streetband.
Bruce Springsteen & The E Streetband.
Channeling Scritti Politti.
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Channeling Scritti Politti.
"It's not racist if you add a midget and someone with learning disabilities. They cancel each other out." (Bernard Manning, The Rules of Comedy - 1995).
December 29, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"It's not racist if you add a midget and someone with learning disabilities. They cancel each other out." (Bernard Manning, The Rules of Comedy - 1995).
Post a compilation of perfect grunge songs from the 90s without including Nirvana.
December 29, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Post a compilation of perfect grunge songs from the 90s without including Nirvana.
Well, that said nothing new. Basically an advert for her photography.
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Well, that said nothing new. Basically an advert for her photography.
Christopher Biggins is not a *Hill* (geddit?) I'm prepared to die on.
December 27, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Christopher Biggins is not a *Hill* (geddit?) I'm prepared to die on.
Pantenonetone.
December 27, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Pantenonetone.
Feeling a bit concerned about 1980s Britain. (Learning to Read - Margaret Meek, 1982).
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Feeling a bit concerned about 1980s Britain. (Learning to Read - Margaret Meek, 1982).
It is time for you to stop all of your slobberin'
Yes it's time for you to stop all of your slobberin'
Oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
That's go to the bathroom and spew
Gotta stop slobberin' boy
Yes it's time for you to stop all of your slobberin'
Oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
That's go to the bathroom and spew
Gotta stop slobberin' boy
December 26, 2025 at 3:02 PM
It is time for you to stop all of your slobberin'
Yes it's time for you to stop all of your slobberin'
Oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
That's go to the bathroom and spew
Gotta stop slobberin' boy
Yes it's time for you to stop all of your slobberin'
Oh oh oh
There's one thing you gotta do
That's go to the bathroom and spew
Gotta stop slobberin' boy
AI Slop Into Christmas.
December 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
AI Slop Into Christmas.
I spent a whole Christmas period a few years ago driving a famous Chinese-American chef around the UK for a thing he was doing. I was driving Hom for Christmas.
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I spent a whole Christmas period a few years ago driving a famous Chinese-American chef around the UK for a thing he was doing. I was driving Hom for Christmas.
"Stephen Linstead, the chair of The English Speling Society, said poeple would expect stationers to be able to spell stationary.
'Its carelesness,' he said.
'Its sloppyness. It does reflect a deteriation in standards, I am afraid,' he added."
'Its carelesness,' he said.
'Its sloppyness. It does reflect a deteriation in standards, I am afraid,' he added."
December 20, 2025 at 11:21 AM
"Stephen Linstead, the chair of The English Speling Society, said poeple would expect stationers to be able to spell stationary.
'Its carelesness,' he said.
'Its sloppyness. It does reflect a deteriation in standards, I am afraid,' he added."
'Its carelesness,' he said.
'Its sloppyness. It does reflect a deteriation in standards, I am afraid,' he added."
Those most magically heartbreaking Christmas words.
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Those most magically heartbreaking Christmas words.
On The Beach (1974) - the first album in Neil Young's "seaside special" trilogy, followed by On The Prom (1975) and On The Pier (1976).
December 19, 2025 at 5:59 PM
On The Beach (1974) - the first album in Neil Young's "seaside special" trilogy, followed by On The Prom (1975) and On The Pier (1976).
German Lindisfarne: "Zer fog on zer Rhine, it is all mine, it is all mine".
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
German Lindisfarne: "Zer fog on zer Rhine, it is all mine, it is all mine".
He's going to keep quiet and read for a year? Sounds good to me!
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
He's going to keep quiet and read for a year? Sounds good to me!
Ringo Starr's Photograph. Where does he see her face? In public? In the media? In his mind's eye? In the photograph of her he has? My interpretation has always been the latter.
December 17, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Ringo Starr's Photograph. Where does he see her face? In public? In the media? In his mind's eye? In the photograph of her he has? My interpretation has always been the latter.
- Where does Bing Crosby go to get his Christmas food and drink?
- Straight down the Lidl!
- Where does he head for when he gets there?
- Straight down the middle!
- Straight down the Lidl!
- Where does he head for when he gets there?
- Straight down the middle!
December 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
- Where does Bing Crosby go to get his Christmas food and drink?
- Straight down the Lidl!
- Where does he head for when he gets there?
- Straight down the middle!
- Straight down the Lidl!
- Where does he head for when he gets there?
- Straight down the middle!
I have a dream in which grandparents walk the grandkids round to their local libraries where they all listen to stories read by fully trained and well remunerated librarian story readers. And listening to stories will magically engender a love of reading before learning to read.
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I have a dream in which grandparents walk the grandkids round to their local libraries where they all listen to stories read by fully trained and well remunerated librarian story readers. And listening to stories will magically engender a love of reading before learning to read.
Listening to Benjamin Britten's Christmas Cock Ring.
December 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Listening to Benjamin Britten's Christmas Cock Ring.
You mean the improvised dialogue?
December 16, 2025 at 2:02 AM
You mean the improvised dialogue?
When you turn up at the blogmeet and think "oh fuck, what have I got myself into?"
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
When you turn up at the blogmeet and think "oh fuck, what have I got myself into?"