6). As the previous answer may suggest, my experience of penetrative intercourse is decidedly limited. Given the appropriate partner(s), one would enjoy gently exploring this further.

5). Due to exhibiting a comparatively sensitive posterior, my forays regarding anal 'toys' remain limited. At present, one has only utilised a small number of (modestly sized) buttplugs.

4). Rubber and latex constitute my favourite form of fetish material, while lycra is ideally suited for messy sessions. Additionally, I exhibit a general fondness for costumes and femme attire.

3). A childhood affinity for television gameshows undoubtedly constituted the genesis of my WAM fetish. Anything featuring gunge, mess, or general humiliation proved highly captivating.

2) To varying extents, several close friends are aware of my kinky inclinations. Regarding WAM specifically, I have only confided in two individuals.

1). I undoubtedly favour a submissive disposition; supplemented by an affinity for both playful humiliation and degradation.

How could one object to sharing your sublime company in such glorious gunge.

Such a messy encounter was long overdue. Be assured Rob that further content shall be forthcoming.

A most envious predicament. Such an ensemble could only be completed by a bucket of beans upended over your head.

Such a gloriously sloppy pie.