This has been playing non-stop in our house for the past week. The phrase “fit check for my napalm era” is now house canon.

I usually depend on past passport stamps but lots of countries don’t even stamp anymore 😢

ngl as things have gotten more expensive and I’ve gotten older, I have found myself getting more kids meals than I had ever expected and that’s resulted in more nuggs in my life

I buy two of them so it looks like I’m buying them for my kids but really I just want 2 toys and lots of chicken nuggets

Can't afford it, tariffs.

I’m always afraid I’m going to get flagged in the airport due to the absurd amount of biscuits I haul home from Marks and Spencer every time I’m in the UK.

In the middle, 2018 Paperwhite. I only want to upgrade so I can get rid of this last micro-USB cord but can’t bring myself to do it.

“In fact, I designed and built the gen AI that creates all those owl variations everyone loves.”

Perfect opportunity for a detailed yet completely made up backstory.

Sadly this is why PowerPoint gets more play time than VS Code these days.