George H. Curious
@georgehcurious.bsky.social
The true OG (Original George). I just turned 90 and have led a sorted life. Public Speaker. Currently in hiding due to gambling debts no honest chimp(ado) could pay. (Obviously a satire account)
Look how well-dressed I am!
March 23, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Look how well-dressed I am!
I went too far.
March 17, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I went too far.
I appreciate this.
March 10, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I appreciate this.
I mean, I’m not the first person to do this (and won’t be the last).
March 8, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I mean, I’m not the first person to do this (and won’t be the last).
We couldn’t agree on a script so they went the Stephen King angle. It happens.
February 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
We couldn’t agree on a script so they went the Stephen King angle. It happens.
I can confirm this is correct. Just be thankful you didn’t have to hear about it afterwards.
February 17, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I can confirm this is correct. Just be thankful you didn’t have to hear about it afterwards.
Me in my happy place.
February 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Me in my happy place.
They all knew I was there, but I guess they had more pressing things to worry about. Also, point of order: I’m actually a chimp.
January 31, 2025 at 3:43 PM
They all knew I was there, but I guess they had more pressing things to worry about. Also, point of order: I’m actually a chimp.
I mean, I did eat that puzzle piece, but I don’t know why I keep getting dragged like this.
January 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I mean, I did eat that puzzle piece, but I don’t know why I keep getting dragged like this.
I’m the real Curious George, but I defy verification.
January 26, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I’m the real Curious George, but I defy verification.
I’m always right.
January 26, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I’m always right.
I gave good advice.
January 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I gave good advice.
That soundtrack really slaps. I was very involved in the selection process.
January 23, 2025 at 8:57 PM
That soundtrack really slaps. I was very involved in the selection process.
I should be higher on this list.
January 23, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I should be higher on this list.
I’ll do as I please in all matters.
January 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’ll do as I please in all matters.
Nope; never had a tail.
January 19, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Nope; never had a tail.
You’re telling me.
January 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
You’re telling me.
I mean, I HAVE lived there.
January 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I mean, I HAVE lived there.
No need to worry.
January 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
No need to worry.
All true, but I did okay for myself.
January 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
All true, but I did okay for myself.
Happy to answer your questions. I’m a chimp with a superiority complex, which should address your concerns.
January 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Happy to answer your questions. I’m a chimp with a superiority complex, which should address your concerns.
I mean, it all worked out for me in the end, and yes, Ted (TMITYH) definitely did okay.
January 11, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I mean, it all worked out for me in the end, and yes, Ted (TMITYH) definitely did okay.