The only law is Murphy's
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
The only law is Murphy's
My wife was not impressed when I bought the flat iron griddle. Now, she and everyone else are asleep, and I'm on the porch making pancakes at midnight.
November 16, 2025 at 4:58 AM
My wife was not impressed when I bought the flat iron griddle. Now, she and everyone else are asleep, and I'm on the porch making pancakes at midnight.
I cannot wait to see what southpark does with the donica j Lewinsky shit.
November 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I cannot wait to see what southpark does with the donica j Lewinsky shit.
If i was able to start a political party it would be called the "Fuck these assholes" party.
Its entire platform would be to primary every old guard democrat, and fight against anything maga wants.
Spend lots of money on getting rid of Schumer.
Its entire platform would be to primary every old guard democrat, and fight against anything maga wants.
Spend lots of money on getting rid of Schumer.
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If i was able to start a political party it would be called the "Fuck these assholes" party.
Its entire platform would be to primary every old guard democrat, and fight against anything maga wants.
Spend lots of money on getting rid of Schumer.
Its entire platform would be to primary every old guard democrat, and fight against anything maga wants.
Spend lots of money on getting rid of Schumer.
What the fuck?!
September 29, 2025 at 2:48 AM
What the fuck?!
Someone needs to hit the worldwide 1mc and play "don't worry, be happy" over every media device around the world. The irony and gallows humor of it would be epic.
September 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Someone needs to hit the worldwide 1mc and play "don't worry, be happy" over every media device around the world. The irony and gallows humor of it would be epic.
I made meatloaf last night. Which means meatloaf sandwiches for lunch.
I think I make meatloaf just for the next day sammich.
I think I make meatloaf just for the next day sammich.
August 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I made meatloaf last night. Which means meatloaf sandwiches for lunch.
I think I make meatloaf just for the next day sammich.
I think I make meatloaf just for the next day sammich.
My wife wanted chickens. I did not. Now i'm obsessed with them. She doesn't use bluesky so it's safe to say here that I love em. I still get to grumble about HER chickens like this is all her fault.
July 31, 2025 at 11:59 PM
My wife wanted chickens. I did not. Now i'm obsessed with them. She doesn't use bluesky so it's safe to say here that I love em. I still get to grumble about HER chickens like this is all her fault.
when i take a nap, they use my belly to take a nap.
kittens and Chickens folks. kittens and chickens.
kittens and Chickens folks. kittens and chickens.
July 31, 2025 at 9:34 PM
when i take a nap, they use my belly to take a nap.
kittens and Chickens folks. kittens and chickens.
kittens and Chickens folks. kittens and chickens.
I think the most immediate danger to the US populace is an increase in cyber attacks. We are going to see a spike. Thats the only thing I can usefully do right now is give a stupid obvious warning.
I. Fucking. Hate. This. Timeline.
I. Fucking. Hate. This. Timeline.
June 22, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I think the most immediate danger to the US populace is an increase in cyber attacks. We are going to see a spike. Thats the only thing I can usefully do right now is give a stupid obvious warning.
I. Fucking. Hate. This. Timeline.
I. Fucking. Hate. This. Timeline.
I can see exactly where this is going. It's just so juvenile.
June 5, 2025 at 11:11 PM
I can see exactly where this is going. It's just so juvenile.
I was once on the cutting edge of technology. I did shit that, at the time, was fucking awesome. I built applications that were, in my not so humble opinion, best in class.
But I'm starting to feel my age. Mentally at least. I just don't have the boundless energy anymore.
Yay
But I'm starting to feel my age. Mentally at least. I just don't have the boundless energy anymore.
Yay
June 5, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I was once on the cutting edge of technology. I did shit that, at the time, was fucking awesome. I built applications that were, in my not so humble opinion, best in class.
But I'm starting to feel my age. Mentally at least. I just don't have the boundless energy anymore.
Yay
But I'm starting to feel my age. Mentally at least. I just don't have the boundless energy anymore.
Yay
June 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
My phone "let me play you some music to help you fall asleep" after I had pressed the Gemini button by accident. *starts playing nature sounds*
Me: "turn off the sound.", Gemini: "I can't control sounds on your phone"
Me: "turn off the sound.", Gemini: "I can't control sounds on your phone"
May 21, 2025 at 2:29 AM
My phone "let me play you some music to help you fall asleep" after I had pressed the Gemini button by accident. *starts playing nature sounds*
Me: "turn off the sound.", Gemini: "I can't control sounds on your phone"
Me: "turn off the sound.", Gemini: "I can't control sounds on your phone"
I fucking miss the 80s. It wasnt a perfect time, but God damn it was a good one.
May 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I fucking miss the 80s. It wasnt a perfect time, but God damn it was a good one.
More kitten
May 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
More kitten
He's helping me work today
May 2, 2025 at 3:04 PM
He's helping me work today
My daughter made this coraline inspired doll
April 30, 2025 at 1:12 AM
My daughter made this coraline inspired doll
The sage advice of the old crackpot uncle.
That's me, I am that uncle. I am now defined as a person.
Hurrah
That's me, I am that uncle. I am now defined as a person.
Hurrah
April 27, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The sage advice of the old crackpot uncle.
That's me, I am that uncle. I am now defined as a person.
Hurrah
That's me, I am that uncle. I am now defined as a person.
Hurrah
Matt Dinniman writes mental trauma as poetry. If you've been through some shit you will fucking connect with his writing.
April 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Matt Dinniman writes mental trauma as poetry. If you've been through some shit you will fucking connect with his writing.
Kitty distribution system found me. Cats probably 9 weeks old. Super friendly.
April 12, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Kitty distribution system found me. Cats probably 9 weeks old. Super friendly.
Im in my hometown for the weekend. Everything is so... different.
I dont like it.
I dont like it.
April 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Im in my hometown for the weekend. Everything is so... different.
I dont like it.
I dont like it.