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Pretty much just here to follow Robert Evans
I will record your demo and it will sound ok
The least energetic Austrailian Shepard ever just crossed the street in front of me. That’s somehow very depressing.
December 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I really wish the person in the car next to me would have seen me light the sleeve of my jacket on fire to burn off loose threads.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
New support of the unifying theory that everyone is twelve: no one who lives 20 miles outside the city can survive without hearing modern country music on the radio in any public setting. For sure my bud! You’re twelve! Hearing weird music is weird!
November 14, 2025 at 4:52 AM
No but for real though. Fuck people who squirt ketchup onto individual fries.
October 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Now that Parker Posey is doing Hyundai commercials can we at long last end the pretense that Generation X have maintained their hip countercultural edge into the AARP years?
October 21, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The bridge of “Swamp Thing” is only 6 bars. We were robbed.
October 17, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Due to overwhelming positive feedback, Taco Bell iced its Y2K Decades menu within 30 days. Incredible.
October 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Someone needs to talk me down because I’m fast becoming convinced that Mexican food in Washington is just a psyop now.
September 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
What the Fischerspooner version of “The 15th” ignores is that the drums absolutely make that song.
September 19, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Luke warm take: baseball would be 13% more popular among the youth if they rebranded the Error count as the Cringe count.
September 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I finally get it…Eddie Vedder and Benjamin Bratt are slowly morphing into the same person.
August 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I resisted telling the kids fundraising for ASPCA that pets are a sinkhole of money and sadness when I walked past them and they tried to get money out of me. I am growing.
August 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Elder Millenial breaking the speed limit while screaming along to AFI. This is the default generational position.
August 10, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I like how I’ve spent the last two days talking about how when a problematic person like Ozzy dies, maybe we don’t need to pile on them for things that if they truly mattered we should have confronted them about in life. And then Hulk Hogan dies immediately after and challenges that entire premise.
July 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
The 405 is such a cringe freeway. Oh you’re gonna sit in traffic for an hour to go from Bellevue to Renton? And there’s endless construction to add more lanes like it’ll help?? Grow up.
July 17, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Rahm Emanuel II: RAHM
July 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
A lot of friends have had children in the past year or two. Question: do y’all sing “You’re A Grand Ole Flag” to your kids to calm them down/put them to bed? If not, why not?
July 4, 2025 at 8:24 AM
So. Tankies are really just conservatives who decided to take extra steps to backdoor their worldview? Which is that everything should suck? Bummer.
June 18, 2025 at 3:28 AM
There has to be a person out there who is secretly craving the approval of a cook at a Mongolian Grill. Like nothing would validate their existence more than handing them their bowl and the cook nodding and saying “great choices!”. Imagine how lonely that must feel.
June 15, 2025 at 10:57 PM
See the mummies wanna stay
For your meal
Get another mystical journey
For the wife
E’rrybody wanna see
How it feels
Even though Jesus Christ
Is a lie
June 14, 2025 at 4:51 AM
June 12, 2025 at 6:38 AM
BEHOLD. My 20th birthday.
June 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Thinking about starting a mediocre emo band with too many members and calling it The World Sucks Ass And Death Terrifies Me.
June 9, 2025 at 6:30 PM
I want to agree when people say it’s messed up to think actors are responsible for what their characters and like send them death threats and stuff. But then again, I didn’t watch the Sopranos for 20 years because James Gandolfini was a jerk to Viggo Mortenson in Crimson Tide.
June 2, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reposted by Lee
May 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM