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evil george w bush
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parody account, don't assassinate me george, i'm accomplishing what jeb couldn't, the creation of georgistan
my presidency is looking pretty good now, isn't it?
January 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
alright so it turns out that even after more than 25 days of intense "discussions", still not allowed to go to syria and fix everything

now thanks to those fools who didn't give me control of the pentagon, my glorious invasion plans are slightly delayed
fear not georgistanis, liberation is coming
January 4, 2025 at 3:04 AM
alright guys, just got in contact with the bois from the iraq days, we're ready for round 2 in syria

all we gotta do is somehow is convince whoever is in charge to give us the controls again
December 9, 2024 at 9:23 PM
dude, there's so much oil in syria, when will joe let me assist in getting it all for georgista--- america
December 8, 2024 at 10:41 PM
with assad gone, it's time for a georgsitani takover
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 AM
assad is going to be very sad once i'm done with syria
December 8, 2024 at 4:13 AM
baghdad, this is your only warning, i'm back, and ready for some more of that sweet sweet oil
December 7, 2024 at 7:05 AM
i'm telling you, i could have solved this whole syria crisis by now
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 AM
whenever i get a reply complaining about bit accounts, it encourages me to commit even further to the bit
December 5, 2024 at 11:55 PM
i think the maga fools would be better off serving me in my liberation of georgistan

they'd at least be able to do something other than attack the capitol
December 5, 2024 at 10:45 PM
found an old photo of my 2003 trip to baghdad, lovely place
December 5, 2024 at 6:03 PM
just like before, i'm back and ready to invade iraq
December 5, 2024 at 4:40 PM
going into my baghdad cave, be back soon my fellow georgistanis
December 5, 2024 at 6:18 AM
anyone who follows me is a true georgistani patriot
December 5, 2024 at 5:29 AM
just found my arch nemesis @algore1.bsky.social

what a jeb tier dude, lost so hard, skill issue
December 5, 2024 at 4:00 AM
please, make me secretary of defense so i don't have to find... alternative methods

(going to steal all the oil)
December 4, 2024 at 8:55 PM
guys, the united medical ceo was honestly jeb tier, he got caught, absolute L
December 4, 2024 at 8:26 PM
all this talk of trump and canada while we could be talking about me and iraq

should have wrote me in, never mind that "22nd amendment" or whatever that is, i'm cool enough to save this country from high oil prices and that's what clearly matters right?
December 4, 2024 at 4:53 PM
i always wondered how to bring peace to the middle east, and clearly i am the man for the job, joe needs to let me have command just for a while, i'll give it back i promise
December 4, 2024 at 4:41 PM
we do a little georging
December 4, 2024 at 2:33 PM