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Georgia Metal Dad
@georgiametaldad.bsky.social
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Husband. Father of five. Metalhead. Liberal. Feminist. LGBT ally. Meat industry professional. Army vet. Sports fan. Stupid sense of humor.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 7m
His constituents believe there were litter boxes in elementary schools.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 7m
He sucks at both.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 15m
It’s Flaccover
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 18m
Here’s one of the founders of Antifa and his wife.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 34m
No doubt it’s up there for me too. It’s heavy as fuck from start to finish. Doesn’t hurt at all that SOTL is probably my favorite horror movie of all time.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2h
The Greatest Story Ever Told is still #1 for me and I don’t know that it can ever be supplanted.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 10h
Dumb motherfuckers still think people are gonna use Bing, too.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 10h
Nah, she just released a new album and has a wedding to plan, she ain’t got time to coach football.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 10h
Baker would never do high knees on the plane.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 11h
How’s the women’s volleyball team at Missouri State?
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 11h
Psh. Everyone knows who the leader of Antifa really is
a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey
ALT: a mascot with the number 3 on his jersey
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 17h
Dear marketing people everywhere:

Not every one of your products or sales this month needs to be described as “spooktacular.”
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 1d
OH YES! NAP! WHAT A GOOD IDEA!
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 1d
Especially Jesus He Knows Me
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 1d
a man in a suit and tie says i can 't tell you how much i love that ..
ALT: a man in a suit and tie says i can 't tell you how much i love that ..
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
WHAT??????
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
I liked when the most controversial thing a president did was wear a tan suit.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Don’t spend it all in one place.

Wait, no. You can only spend it in one place.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
TEMPLE
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Hail Satan! 🤘🏻
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
May you be touched by his noodly appendage
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
Looks like my ex-wife’s ass.
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
🧐

Carroll = Shell 2.0

Washed up Geno = washed up Aaron Brooks

So I guess after we get the 1OA we’re gonna draft a highly touted QB from LSU. Garrett Nussmeier, come on down!

Can’t wait for him to be lazy as shit and wash out of the league in a couple years!
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Georgia Metal Dad @georgiametaldad.bsky.social · 2d
It’s all fun and games until Mario shits the bed against Louisville or SMU or someone like that. But it’s damn neat inevitable.