Josh Madden
@geoschwa.bsky.social
Fonts, Flags, F1, Aussie rules, CSS, Aldi special buys, and any intersections thereof.
Views expressed are not my own; I am currently possessed by a goa’uld
Views expressed are not my own; I am currently possessed by a goa’uld
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Josh Madden
@geoschwa.bsky.social
· Nov 17
“Old man yells at… blue sky.”
Close enough.
Close enough.
You think you’re having a bad day? I just spent TWO MINUTES trying to screw in a T4 torx with a P2 pentalobe!
May 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
You think you’re having a bad day? I just spent TWO MINUTES trying to screw in a T4 torx with a P2 pentalobe!
April 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Gold Coast in pink isn’t a gimmick. It’s a confession. This is the most honest they’ve ever looked. Add some fake tan and veneers, wrap it up and sell it with a timeshare.
#AFL #SunsRoos #GCSuns #GoldCoast
#AFL #SunsRoos #GCSuns #GoldCoast
April 12, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Gold Coast in pink isn’t a gimmick. It’s a confession. This is the most honest they’ve ever looked. Add some fake tan and veneers, wrap it up and sell it with a timeshare.
#AFL #SunsRoos #GCSuns #GoldCoast
#AFL #SunsRoos #GCSuns #GoldCoast
People who accidentally leave your keys in the door… why do you let go of your keys when they are in the door?
March 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
People who accidentally leave your keys in the door… why do you let go of your keys when they are in the door?
Not sure a red clash jumper against a team whose visual highlight is a red sash is a very good decision.
AFL - get a colour consultant to sort this shit out.
#AFL #BombersCrows
AFL - get a colour consultant to sort this shit out.
#AFL #BombersCrows
March 22, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Not sure a red clash jumper against a team whose visual highlight is a red sash is a very good decision.
AFL - get a colour consultant to sort this shit out.
#AFL #BombersCrows
AFL - get a colour consultant to sort this shit out.
#AFL #BombersCrows
March 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Not satisfied enough with fucking up their own healthcare system, the US has their sights set on fucking up ours #PBS
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
US pharmaceutical giants urge Trump to put further tariffs on Australia
American medical giants want tariffs imposed on Australia as punishment for its Pharmaceutical Benefits Scheme, which sees the government negotiate cheaper prices for medicines for Australians
www.abc.net.au
March 19, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Not satisfied enough with fucking up their own healthcare system, the US has their sights set on fucking up ours #PBS
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-03...
March 15, 2025 at 9:52 AM
There is a weird quirk in our game where, in the dying moments, you can waste up to 30 seconds of game time by saying you are having a shot at goal, but only if the umpire believes you can kick the distance
#AFL #SwansLions
#AFL #SwansLions
March 15, 2025 at 8:17 AM
There is a weird quirk in our game where, in the dying moments, you can waste up to 30 seconds of game time by saying you are having a shot at goal, but only if the umpire believes you can kick the distance
#AFL #SwansLions
#AFL #SwansLions
March 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Australia.
Time to exit AUKUS.
Time to exit ANZUS.
Time to kick the yanks out of Pine Gap.
Time to make new friends.
Time for CANZUK.
Time to exit AUKUS.
Time to exit ANZUS.
Time to kick the yanks out of Pine Gap.
Time to make new friends.
Time for CANZUK.
March 1, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Australia.
Time to exit AUKUS.
Time to exit ANZUS.
Time to kick the yanks out of Pine Gap.
Time to make new friends.
Time for CANZUK.
Time to exit AUKUS.
Time to exit ANZUS.
Time to kick the yanks out of Pine Gap.
Time to make new friends.
Time for CANZUK.
Watching Americans continue to post about Kendrick and Drake while an oligarch systematically dismantles their country feels like watching the passengers meticulously critiquing the chefs over last night’s dinner while the Titanic’s deck splits in half.
February 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Watching Americans continue to post about Kendrick and Drake while an oligarch systematically dismantles their country feels like watching the passengers meticulously critiquing the chefs over last night’s dinner while the Titanic’s deck splits in half.
Printer drivers: the only thing standing between me and a technology that peaked in 1997
February 13, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Printer drivers: the only thing standing between me and a technology that peaked in 1997
February 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
It’s ‘on-premises’ not ‘on-premise’ and anyone who disagrees is wrong
February 12, 2025 at 5:39 AM
It’s ‘on-premises’ not ‘on-premise’ and anyone who disagrees is wrong
Reposted by Josh Madden
Billionaires don't use their wealth to end human suffering because they gained their wealth through human suffering.
December 5, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Billionaires don't use their wealth to end human suffering because they gained their wealth through human suffering.
Reposted by Josh Madden
November 24, 2024 at 6:10 AM
Race starting at 5:00pm on a Sunday afternoon in Melbourne. What a perfect way to end the weekend. Let’s go Oscar #LasVegasGP #F1
November 24, 2024 at 6:01 AM
Race starting at 5:00pm on a Sunday afternoon in Melbourne. What a perfect way to end the weekend. Let’s go Oscar #LasVegasGP #F1
November 20, 2024 at 4:03 AM
“Old man yells at… blue sky.”
Close enough.
Close enough.
November 17, 2024 at 9:41 AM
“Old man yells at… blue sky.”
Close enough.
Close enough.