:if female rappers were mainstream in the seventies: you rhoda bitch i'm phyllis

obsessed with this coked out drag queen who just talked to me for half an hour while so fucked up she had to do "15-8" on her phone calculator

lisa murkowski is trying to prepare her state for the imminent dissolution of the united states just saying

the most unpleasant person you've ever met: i am LEAVING nyc if zohran wins!!!!!

Get Rich or Die Hard

the thing about real eyes...they realize real lies 👁️

curb plot where larry and leon visit brooklyn...the hasids ask larry if he's jewish and he demands to know why they didn't ask leon

fork, knife, and spoon...iconic throuple

something untenable about a society where normal people are expected to be good boys and girls and do their taxes and work hard at their jobs and meanwhile the person in charge sits around on his ass watching tv and eating burgers all day and telling wayne gretzky to run for prime minister of canada

far above and beyond serving non-consecutive presidential terms, grover cleveland and donald trump are incredibly similar political figures. in this essay, i will

kylie minogue's "promises" is probably my favorite pop song that quotes hamlet

moynihan, what a slice of life. a panhandler asking if i have cashapp. dude ahead of me at the bagel shop buying a plain bagel and walking around eating it like a donut

sitting at just salad after getting my flu shot and buying socks playing solitaire and posting on bluesky. feeling extremely middle aged