The Geri Todd 🏳️⚧️
@geritodd.bsky.social
she/they/it/yinz. 18+.
A normally sane writer exploring her batshit side. Mostly an ongoing story. Also out of character hornyposting. Lots of hornyposting.
Name is a pseudonym, BTW.
A normally sane writer exploring her batshit side. Mostly an ongoing story. Also out of character hornyposting. Lots of hornyposting.
Name is a pseudonym, BTW.
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dolls to watch out for
June 18, 2025 at 12:51 AM
dolls to watch out for
Madam made me beg and do a trick for a hug.
Anyone who says that being a puppy is overrated is a liar.
Anyone who says that being a puppy is overrated is a liar.
June 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Madam made me beg and do a trick for a hug.
Anyone who says that being a puppy is overrated is a liar.
Anyone who says that being a puppy is overrated is a liar.
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today my father suffers the consequences of his actions and i dont send him fuckin anything. the new friend i am getting coffee with is more important than you lil bro
June 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
today my father suffers the consequences of his actions and i dont send him fuckin anything. the new friend i am getting coffee with is more important than you lil bro
For the past 2 1/2 weeks, I've been in a puppygirl relationship with my housemate. "Amazing" wouldn't be an understatement. She gives me scratches every night. Just last night, she made me beg for the patty melt she made me.
I legit love being her puppy.
I legit love being her puppy.
June 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
For the past 2 1/2 weeks, I've been in a puppygirl relationship with my housemate. "Amazing" wouldn't be an understatement. She gives me scratches every night. Just last night, she made me beg for the patty melt she made me.
I legit love being her puppy.
I legit love being her puppy.
Hey. Intersex person here. Could we please stop with the "Trump and Elon have micropenises" shit? You're not laughing at their imagined lack of girth of two jagoffs. You're telling a vulnerable population that there's something wrong with them.
Using a minority group to mock monsters is NEVER okay.
Using a minority group to mock monsters is NEVER okay.
June 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Hey. Intersex person here. Could we please stop with the "Trump and Elon have micropenises" shit? You're not laughing at their imagined lack of girth of two jagoffs. You're telling a vulnerable population that there's something wrong with them.
Using a minority group to mock monsters is NEVER okay.
Using a minority group to mock monsters is NEVER okay.
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Not now, kitten, Mommy has to lock the fuck in
June 3, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Not now, kitten, Mommy has to lock the fuck in
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trans girl who is so insecure in her femininity she sees being perceived as Puppy as being more realistic than being perceived as a Woman
May 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
trans girl who is so insecure in her femininity she sees being perceived as Puppy as being more realistic than being perceived as a Woman
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Anarchist girl who just broke up with a communist: "Yeah, it was coming for a long time. I should have noticed all the red flags..."
June 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Anarchist girl who just broke up with a communist: "Yeah, it was coming for a long time. I should have noticed all the red flags..."
This has been in my head for a bit, and I wanted to get it out into the world. My inspirations are the more batshit elements of the Strangereal (Ace Combat), mechsploitation, @neondreamzart.bsky.social's art and @kaisenso.bsky.social's whole deal.
Forgive the length. I'm keeping it to one thread.
Forgive the length. I'm keeping it to one thread.
May 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This has been in my head for a bit, and I wanted to get it out into the world. My inspirations are the more batshit elements of the Strangereal (Ace Combat), mechsploitation, @neondreamzart.bsky.social's art and @kaisenso.bsky.social's whole deal.
Forgive the length. I'm keeping it to one thread.
Forgive the length. I'm keeping it to one thread.
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IM SO TIRED OF DOG PEOPLE. WE HAVE ENOUGH DOG PEOPLE THE KENNEL IS THRIVING WHERE ARE MY SHRIMP PEOPLE. THERE ARE 350 BILLION SHRIMPS IN SHRIMP FARMS RN AND NONE OF THEM HAVE JUMPED OUT OF THE POOL? THE POPULATION IS THRIVING. WE HAVE ENOUGH DOG PEOPLE PISSING AT FIRE HYDRANTS WHERE ARE MY SHRIMPS
May 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
IM SO TIRED OF DOG PEOPLE. WE HAVE ENOUGH DOG PEOPLE THE KENNEL IS THRIVING WHERE ARE MY SHRIMP PEOPLE. THERE ARE 350 BILLION SHRIMPS IN SHRIMP FARMS RN AND NONE OF THEM HAVE JUMPED OUT OF THE POOL? THE POPULATION IS THRIVING. WE HAVE ENOUGH DOG PEOPLE PISSING AT FIRE HYDRANTS WHERE ARE MY SHRIMPS
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yall should put me in a claw machine or im going to hold the un hostage
April 28, 2025 at 5:14 AM
yall should put me in a claw machine or im going to hold the un hostage
Took one hell of an edible trip last night. My afterglow has been... Interesting. I feel spacy, horny as fuck and frankly kinda dumb.
Damn, this is awesome. I wish I could keep it going.
Damn, this is awesome. I wish I could keep it going.
April 26, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Took one hell of an edible trip last night. My afterglow has been... Interesting. I feel spacy, horny as fuck and frankly kinda dumb.
Damn, this is awesome. I wish I could keep it going.
Damn, this is awesome. I wish I could keep it going.
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
April 25, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
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“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
April 17, 2025 at 10:03 AM
“biological sex” should refer only to having sex in a lab, knocking over microscopes and shit, contaminating every surface while scientists watch you and take notes
Supposedly "normal" friends: "I have a bag of clothes I'm getting rid of. Do you want to go through it?"
My friends: "I have a bag of increasingly kinky chokers and collars. Want one?"
Why yes. Yes I do.
My friends: "I have a bag of increasingly kinky chokers and collars. Want one?"
Why yes. Yes I do.
April 16, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Supposedly "normal" friends: "I have a bag of clothes I'm getting rid of. Do you want to go through it?"
My friends: "I have a bag of increasingly kinky chokers and collars. Want one?"
Why yes. Yes I do.
My friends: "I have a bag of increasingly kinky chokers and collars. Want one?"
Why yes. Yes I do.
Handler from @yuriposting.bsky.social's Warhound is what would happen if the lady from "Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk" rocked a sexy Grand Moff Tarkin aesthetic and was super evil.
What I'm saying is that Handler's ass could also cure blindness if she wanted it to.
youtu.be/7iYpboTjtoQ?...
What I'm saying is that Handler's ass could also cure blindness if she wanted it to.
youtu.be/7iYpboTjtoQ?...
Dr. Hook-Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk
YouTube video by djmahogany
youtu.be
April 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Handler from @yuriposting.bsky.social's Warhound is what would happen if the lady from "Baby Makes Her Blue Jeans Talk" rocked a sexy Grand Moff Tarkin aesthetic and was super evil.
What I'm saying is that Handler's ass could also cure blindness if she wanted it to.
youtu.be/7iYpboTjtoQ?...
What I'm saying is that Handler's ass could also cure blindness if she wanted it to.
youtu.be/7iYpboTjtoQ?...
[The great Morninglory Huc approached Workstation and Kalyn... In a wheelchair. Random patches of pink hair dance across her scalp, as do several small, horn-like growths. Her nose and earlobes are gone. Her forked tongue hangs out the hole of her mouth.
Eight fingers hang off her left hand...
Eight fingers hang off her left hand...
April 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
[The great Morninglory Huc approached Workstation and Kalyn... In a wheelchair. Random patches of pink hair dance across her scalp, as do several small, horn-like growths. Her nose and earlobes are gone. Her forked tongue hangs out the hole of her mouth.
Eight fingers hang off her left hand...
Eight fingers hang off her left hand...
I'm sitting in the salon, scared out of my mind. One of the beauticians is talking about their love of Theo Von.
Please don't use my head to make a point about my "proper" gender. I'm sick of that happening.
Please don't use my head to make a point about my "proper" gender. I'm sick of that happening.
April 7, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I'm sitting in the salon, scared out of my mind. One of the beauticians is talking about their love of Theo Von.
Please don't use my head to make a point about my "proper" gender. I'm sick of that happening.
Please don't use my head to make a point about my "proper" gender. I'm sick of that happening.
[Mainframe has received intel that reclusive war hero Morninglory Huc would be calling their station home. They have not been seen in public for over five years.
Workstation and Kalyn are waiting near the rumored drop off point, pretending to do their assigned maintenence tasks.]
Workstation and Kalyn are waiting near the rumored drop off point, pretending to do their assigned maintenence tasks.]
April 5, 2025 at 5:24 AM
[Mainframe has received intel that reclusive war hero Morninglory Huc would be calling their station home. They have not been seen in public for over five years.
Workstation and Kalyn are waiting near the rumored drop off point, pretending to do their assigned maintenence tasks.]
Workstation and Kalyn are waiting near the rumored drop off point, pretending to do their assigned maintenence tasks.]
[Workstation points to Storage, a blind, deaf external data storage unit sitting in the corner, legs crossed. It is nude and caked in dried blood, mindlessly babbling.]
73: So that's what you did with 66. Interesting.
Workstation $: {{Affirmative, under the orders of Mainframe. All will worship.}}
73: So that's what you did with 66. Interesting.
Workstation $: {{Affirmative, under the orders of Mainframe. All will worship.}}
April 4, 2025 at 5:47 AM
[Workstation points to Storage, a blind, deaf external data storage unit sitting in the corner, legs crossed. It is nude and caked in dried blood, mindlessly babbling.]
73: So that's what you did with 66. Interesting.
Workstation $: {{Affirmative, under the orders of Mainframe. All will worship.}}
73: So that's what you did with 66. Interesting.
Workstation $: {{Affirmative, under the orders of Mainframe. All will worship.}}
Workstation Alert: 1 Object found in Sanctum
Status: Unknown
Functional Years: 24
Height: 19.812 decimetres
Weight: 816466.3 decigrams
Hair: Silver
Eyes: Dark red
Risk: DANGER
Engage? [Y]
Status: Unknown
Functional Years: 24
Height: 19.812 decimetres
Weight: 816466.3 decigrams
Hair: Silver
Eyes: Dark red
Risk: DANGER
Engage? [Y]
April 4, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Workstation Alert: 1 Object found in Sanctum
Status: Unknown
Functional Years: 24
Height: 19.812 decimetres
Weight: 816466.3 decigrams
Hair: Silver
Eyes: Dark red
Risk: DANGER
Engage? [Y]
Status: Unknown
Functional Years: 24
Height: 19.812 decimetres
Weight: 816466.3 decigrams
Hair: Silver
Eyes: Dark red
Risk: DANGER
Engage? [Y]
Human: "Hello, 39! I'm surprised to see you back so soon! Usually takes them three months to rewrite that many memories."
Workstation1A $: {{On holiday.}}
Human: "That's what they make us believe. Like... My rewriting convinced me that I had a ski trip on Eldron! Like they'd give us a day off."
Workstation1A $: {{On holiday.}}
Human: "That's what they make us believe. Like... My rewriting convinced me that I had a ski trip on Eldron! Like they'd give us a day off."
April 3, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Human: "Hello, 39! I'm surprised to see you back so soon! Usually takes them three months to rewrite that many memories."
Workstation1A $: {{On holiday.}}
Human: "That's what they make us believe. Like... My rewriting convinced me that I had a ski trip on Eldron! Like they'd give us a day off."
Workstation1A $: {{On holiday.}}
Human: "That's what they make us believe. Like... My rewriting convinced me that I had a ski trip on Eldron! Like they'd give us a day off."