Time change and a week of rain like seasonal depression needs to make an entrance after sleeping in my bathtub all summer

How does one become a person who points at nothing for the news? If ever got to be a person who points at nothing for the news I'd point with like a hot dog

You can see why Elisabeth would be the end of the line

Mark Carney isn't a real person. He's an actor named Mark Moses

Anyone ever fucked with the flowbee?

"I had to enable a new screen-sharing software. This one was called Loom and its logo was a panopticon."
1. it's like these motherfuckers don't even know what dystopian is
2. All tech logos are indeed buttholes

We call it the prostate but whatever

English brain: dick man's dick eggs
German brain: fat man's fat balls

JD Vance looks like a cruise ship artist's vision of a fuckable strawberry

Handy map of places near Berlin to avoid

My cat's schwanz looks huge in this picture

Germans right now and just fucking always

The local dildo manufactory sponsors the Berlin hockey team, which rules, but they need to come correct. I propose:
2 minutes for a good time
Keep your dick on the ice
Putting the d in DEL
The dildoking penalty box: get fucked
The dildoking zamboner
If it fits i sits
Beautiful Canadian boys
Wrister

The foot clan club from the 1990 ninja turtles movie is the whole reason i moved to berlin. Still looking for sam rockwell and my carton of menthols

Nothing but bangers

This is why Europeans are so thin