Gern
@gernblanston.bsky.social
Lover of schlock cinema and regency era novels.
If it’s a first time watch, it gets much better after *that* guy finally exists the movie
November 18, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If it’s a first time watch, it gets much better after *that* guy finally exists the movie
They’re all good boys
a woman is sitting on a couch and says unfortunately they 're all good boys .
ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and says unfortunately they 're all good boys .
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October 31, 2025 at 11:47 PM
They’re all good boys
Well worth it for Joe Bob Briggs’ Last Drive In show alone
October 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Well worth it for Joe Bob Briggs’ Last Drive In show alone
Movie so good my horror-loving dad asked me on what app he can rewatch it 😅
October 14, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Movie so good my horror-loving dad asked me on what app he can rewatch it 😅
It’s SO good. Love the noir-lighting on Jenny Wright’s closeups and Clayton Rohner is always fun to see. Just fun pulpy/slasher goodness
August 22, 2025 at 4:04 AM
It’s SO good. Love the noir-lighting on Jenny Wright’s closeups and Clayton Rohner is always fun to see. Just fun pulpy/slasher goodness
Sectuars figures on sale were a new level of nerdery that I was downright unprepared for
August 13, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Sectuars figures on sale were a new level of nerdery that I was downright unprepared for
It’s SO bad. Any movie that wastes Aya Cash and Daniel Stern
July 4, 2025 at 5:14 AM
It’s SO bad. Any movie that wastes Aya Cash and Daniel Stern
As does the Picard fam death. There’s a lot of holes in Generations, due to the plot mechanizations, but it gets the big parts right
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 AM
As does the Picard fam death. There’s a lot of holes in Generations, due to the plot mechanizations, but it gets the big parts right
Love them so much. Ghost Killer looks great as well
May 10, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Love them so much. Ghost Killer looks great as well
Finally someone says it. Its production values and the acting is excellent. But it’s probably because I’ve seen/read/played SO many post apocalyptic media that it’s just ultimately a big shrug for me
April 14, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Finally someone says it. Its production values and the acting is excellent. But it’s probably because I’ve seen/read/played SO many post apocalyptic media that it’s just ultimately a big shrug for me
Sold! Love this vein of indie. Don’t understand why more people don’t get fun and wild with it (in a non-bad slasher of free domain children’s character way)
March 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Sold! Love this vein of indie. Don’t understand why more people don’t get fun and wild with it (in a non-bad slasher of free domain children’s character way)
Feels like there’s a henchman role for the late Wings Hauser (RIP). Bushwhacker maybe
March 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Feels like there’s a henchman role for the late Wings Hauser (RIP). Bushwhacker maybe
Knew he was cooking when Anderson succinctly explained why blue screen-heavy movies look so flat. That’s a pro shooter brain
March 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Knew he was cooking when Anderson succinctly explained why blue screen-heavy movies look so flat. That’s a pro shooter brain
Hope he knows that everyone now loves Quick and the Dead too
March 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hope he knows that everyone now loves Quick and the Dead too
RIP Franklin. In another life you would’ve invented 4chan, brother
March 5, 2025 at 2:53 AM
RIP Franklin. In another life you would’ve invented 4chan, brother