Extra hot sauce! And then just leave me. I’ll be good.

Someone please dub some Benny Hill theme music to this?

There is no return after Ancillary Justice or Three Parts Dead or Binti. Or OMG. Gideon the Ninth. You’ve ruined me.

So thanks for that. ❤️

Maybe because you are adorable?

I’ve followed you since the early days of WHATEVER, and I’m an Arisia regular, and I have friends who do the JoCo cruise (which I so want to join someday!), so I’m morally obligated to follow you! Also you’re nifty and I love your writing style!