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Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book. - Walter White
February 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Smoking marijuana, eating cheetos, and masturbating do not constitute plans in my book. - Walter White
Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’ - Walter White
February 2, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Sitting around, smoking marijuana, eating Cheetos and masturbating do not constitute ‘plans.’ - Walter White
Funny how words can be so open to interpretation. - Mike Ehrmantraut
February 1, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Funny how words can be so open to interpretation. - Mike Ehrmantraut
Ignorance of the law doesn't equate to criminality. It equates to ignorance. - Skyler White
January 31, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Ignorance of the law doesn't equate to criminality. It equates to ignorance. - Skyler White
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys. - Mike Ehrmantraut
January 30, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys. - Mike Ehrmantraut
If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. - Saul Goodman
January 29, 2026 at 11:00 AM
If you’re committed enough, you can make any story work. - Saul Goodman
Gatorade me, bitch! - Jesse Pinkman
January 28, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Gatorade me, bitch! - Jesse Pinkman
Better call Saul! - Saul Goodman
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Better call Saul! - Saul Goodman
No more prolonging the inevitable. - Walter White
January 26, 2026 at 11:00 AM
No more prolonging the inevitable. - Walter White
I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter. - Gustavo Fring
January 25, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I will kill your wife, I will kill your son, I will kill your infant daughter. - Gustavo Fring
It's always darkest just before the dawn. - Hank Schrader
January 24, 2026 at 11:00 AM
It's always darkest just before the dawn. - Hank Schrader
I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse. - Saul Goodman
January 23, 2026 at 11:00 AM
I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse. - Saul Goodman
Sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest. - Hank Schrader
January 22, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Sometimes the forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest. - Hank Schrader
Coin flip is sacred. - Jesse Pinkman
January 21, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Coin flip is sacred. - Jesse Pinkman
Get busy living or get busy dying. - Stephen King
January 19, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Get busy living or get busy dying. - Stephen King
Bitch! - Jesse Pinkman
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Bitch! - Jesse Pinkman
Don't drink and drive but if you do, call me. - Saul Goodman
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Don't drink and drive but if you do, call me. - Saul Goodman
You have a good rest of your life, kid. - Jesse Pinkman
January 16, 2026 at 11:00 AM
You have a good rest of your life, kid. - Jesse Pinkman
Some people are immune to good advice. - Saul Goodman
January 15, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Some people are immune to good advice. - Saul Goodman
To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. - Walter White
January 14, 2026 at 11:00 AM
To all law enforcement entities, this is not an admission of guilt. - Walter White
My friends, I promise you that together, we will prosper. - Gustavo Fring
January 13, 2026 at 11:00 AM
My friends, I promise you that together, we will prosper. - Gustavo Fring
Don't bullshit a bullshitter. - Walter White
January 12, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Don't bullshit a bullshitter. - Walter White
Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru. - Saul Goodman
January 11, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Congratulations, you’ve just left your family a second-hand Subaru. - Saul Goodman
The one that says if I can't kill you, you'll sure as *beep* wish you were dead. - Jesse Pinkman
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 AM
The one that says if I can't kill you, you'll sure as *beep* wish you were dead. - Jesse Pinkman
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys. - Mike Ehrmantraut
January 9, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Keys, scumbag. It's the universal symbol for keys. - Mike Ehrmantraut