“They say a dream takes only a second or so, and yet in that second a man can live a lifetime. He can suffer and die, and who's to say which is the greater reality: the one we know or the one in dreams?” #RodSerling

Saw a question on a facebook post: “What tastes a little better when it’s burnt?”

Apparently the correct answer is not, “Heretics.”

#Melania
The cover of her autobiography? Or a desperate cry for help?

Like the great champion he is, #MikeTyson went the distance and got in some solid shots. Even though #JakePaul won due to his youth and reach, he still wasn’t able to solve the problem of Iron Mike.

Trump’s cabinet picks are incredibly diverse. He’s got both Anglos AND Saxons.

Out of an abundance of caution, the touring company of CATS has canceled its #Springfield, Ohio dates.

Taylor Swift is a fool for rejecting his clearly superior genetics.

Don’t forget to bring up politics at Thanksgiving dinner. You’ll save a ton on Christmas presents.

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We haven’t seen JD Vance since the election because he’s in Moscow going through new employee orientation.

Before the election, chop wood and carry water. After the election, chop wood and carry water