Try not to cum challenge (EXTREMELY EASY)

Half life 3? Buddy I'm still waiting for the glow part 3

Personally, I'm a big fan of throwing knives into the wall

And when Alexander saw the breadth of his domain, he wept, for he was sad

They should put a button on your keyboard that gives you a small static shock when you press it

About to play a sick prank on my coworkers

Why is the "Like" Symbol always a heart? It should be a checkmark or something. a heart just seems way too committal

Straight people listening to Car Seat Headrest: "The music is a great reflection of the experience of queer individuals feeling isolated from their peers and finding their community. It's quite thought provoking and vulnerable."

Gay people listening to Car Seat Headrest: "Will Tostito"