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According to this AI the most popular dinner guest of all time is someone named "Al Fresco"?
June 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
According to this AI the most popular dinner guest of all time is someone named "Al Fresco"?
Relationship Tip: In many cases, "clean" and "uniformly dirty" are hard to distinguish at a glance!
June 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Relationship Tip: In many cases, "clean" and "uniformly dirty" are hard to distinguish at a glance!
idk why everyone's freaking out about this recession thing, I love recess
June 1, 2025 at 2:54 AM
idk why everyone's freaking out about this recession thing, I love recess
shat gee pee tea
June 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
shat gee pee tea
From the people who brought you "no pants bike ride", a new innovation: "bottomless mimosas"
May 9, 2025 at 8:55 PM
From the people who brought you "no pants bike ride", a new innovation: "bottomless mimosas"
CanCon is back but now it’s gonna be EVERYTHING. Music, movies, websites, cereal, TV shows, potatoes, weather, sex moves, slang, chemistry, boxes, locations, times of day, patterns,
February 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
CanCon is back but now it’s gonna be EVERYTHING. Music, movies, websites, cereal, TV shows, potatoes, weather, sex moves, slang, chemistry, boxes, locations, times of day, patterns,
In awe of the vast things in nature. An ocean. A mountain. Yo momma.
December 17, 2024 at 12:49 AM
In awe of the vast things in nature. An ocean. A mountain. Yo momma.
anger leads to hate, hanger leads to ate
October 12, 2024 at 2:13 AM
anger leads to hate, hanger leads to ate
wait, so “ineffable” and “unfuckable” are different?!?
September 8, 2024 at 9:45 PM
wait, so “ineffable” and “unfuckable” are different?!?
I've assembled a "very good" collection of trays, or as the French would say a "tray bien" collection
April 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I've assembled a "very good" collection of trays, or as the French would say a "tray bien" collection
rookie mistake to sit down for a poop of unknown duration while tea is steeping
April 3, 2024 at 9:18 PM
rookie mistake to sit down for a poop of unknown duration while tea is steeping
knuck tatts idea: left hand HONK right hand SHOO
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memememememe
March 26, 2024 at 2:12 AM
knuck tatts idea: left hand HONK right hand SHOO
memememememe
memememememe
I would like these potatoes al dente, if you would be so kind
March 26, 2024 at 2:12 AM
I would like these potatoes al dente, if you would be so kind
ear wax: nature’s lip balm. Reduce reuse recycle!
March 24, 2024 at 4:21 PM
ear wax: nature’s lip balm. Reduce reuse recycle!
note to self: “take a nap, HATER”
March 10, 2024 at 3:45 AM
note to self: “take a nap, HATER”
at 10pm every night right before I’m supposed to go to bed I get what I call “brain zoomies”
March 5, 2024 at 3:43 AM
at 10pm every night right before I’m supposed to go to bed I get what I call “brain zoomies”
oh yea? You love The Postal Service? Alright superfan name three of their albums
March 5, 2024 at 3:06 AM
oh yea? You love The Postal Service? Alright superfan name three of their albums
headline: the one smug roommate who didn’t go out last night is up early and feels great!
February 25, 2024 at 3:11 PM
headline: the one smug roommate who didn’t go out last night is up early and feels great!
me at the baseball game, me choosing airline seats, me demanding a red carpet outfit: “put me in coach”
February 17, 2024 at 6:21 PM
me at the baseball game, me choosing airline seats, me demanding a red carpet outfit: “put me in coach”
boozling: not just for bams anymore
February 16, 2024 at 11:26 PM
boozling: not just for bams anymore
wow doing a bad job is WAY faster than doing a good job!!
February 13, 2024 at 3:53 AM
wow doing a bad job is WAY faster than doing a good job!!
listen pal, I’m literally holding the door open. Politeness is a contest and you lost so man up and walk through already I gotta pee
February 11, 2024 at 11:19 PM
listen pal, I’m literally holding the door open. Politeness is a contest and you lost so man up and walk through already I gotta pee
thats c’est la vie for ya
February 8, 2024 at 2:32 AM
thats c’est la vie for ya
they’re all “what a day”s these days
February 8, 2024 at 1:33 AM
they’re all “what a day”s these days
there’s nothing like a nice hot cup of emergen c! mm frothy
February 7, 2024 at 9:23 PM
there’s nothing like a nice hot cup of emergen c! mm frothy