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Keeping this @ safe from those that would misuse its power 🇵🇸
I find a French movie… it’s arthouse and weird… it’s wikipedia page doesn’t even have a summary… this may be the beginning of something amazing for me and deeply annoying for everyone around me
December 23, 2025 at 7:39 AM
I find a French movie… it’s arthouse and weird… it’s wikipedia page doesn’t even have a summary… this may be the beginning of something amazing for me and deeply annoying for everyone around me
It’s called using your PTO you should try it sometime
December 22, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s called using your PTO you should try it sometime
Why am I the only person who knows about orzo
December 11, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Why am I the only person who knows about orzo
New reports are saying that Hillary was doing “challengers type shit” to Bill and Donald
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
New reports are saying that Hillary was doing “challengers type shit” to Bill and Donald
Did Toni Morrison ever watch survivor
November 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Did Toni Morrison ever watch survivor
Not to start libbing out but maybe MAYBE this will mean change in the dem party
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Not to start libbing out but maybe MAYBE this will mean change in the dem party
I would be so into getting my face nutted on by like 15 guys at once if I didn’t have a beard
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I would be so into getting my face nutted on by like 15 guys at once if I didn’t have a beard
Criterion flash sale had me acknowledging themes and motifs
October 29, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Criterion flash sale had me acknowledging themes and motifs
If I’m going to continue begging men to eat my ass I’m going to need to start eating more ass myself
October 27, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If I’m going to continue begging men to eat my ass I’m going to need to start eating more ass myself
Spending my birthday watching twin peaks the return and then getting fucked by someone on Sniffies laterrrrr!!! Meanwhile I’m edging
October 26, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Spending my birthday watching twin peaks the return and then getting fucked by someone on Sniffies laterrrrr!!! Meanwhile I’m edging
If you force me to experience the withering isolation of being your third wheel I will immediately attempt to break you two up. “Can jakey come? 🥺” I’ll push jakey out of the car max speed i don’t care if he’s driving
September 15, 2025 at 8:20 PM
If you force me to experience the withering isolation of being your third wheel I will immediately attempt to break you two up. “Can jakey come? 🥺” I’ll push jakey out of the car max speed i don’t care if he’s driving
I want to learn the rules of rugby and yet I refuse to watch the games with commentators cause these people seem to know even less than me
September 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I want to learn the rules of rugby and yet I refuse to watch the games with commentators cause these people seem to know even less than me
Someone put my fitted sheet on my bed for me
August 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Someone put my fitted sheet on my bed for me
Dealing Necrotic damage with my Blood Spit
July 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Dealing Necrotic damage with my Blood Spit
Someone very close to me is lying about his dick size and well… I’m thinking I just need to add more fake inches in casual conversation. “Hey wasn’t your dick like 7 or 8 inches…. I can’t remember… was it 9? Cause it definitely was NEVER 5 that’s all I know”
May 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Someone very close to me is lying about his dick size and well… I’m thinking I just need to add more fake inches in casual conversation. “Hey wasn’t your dick like 7 or 8 inches…. I can’t remember… was it 9? Cause it definitely was NEVER 5 that’s all I know”
Roku tv recommending me vintage german pornography right after I trim my pubes and now YouTube shorts is bombarding me with pussy waxing adds very specific energy to the evening
April 17, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Roku tv recommending me vintage german pornography right after I trim my pubes and now YouTube shorts is bombarding me with pussy waxing adds very specific energy to the evening
Just so everyone here knows I’m hot
March 17, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Just so everyone here knows I’m hot
Rewatching Jeanne dielman after seeing it as a college student and realizing I may have become the stereotype boorish American film viewer who can’t exist without five cuts per second. Yes the monotony is the point but monotony is booooringggggg
March 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Rewatching Jeanne dielman after seeing it as a college student and realizing I may have become the stereotype boorish American film viewer who can’t exist without five cuts per second. Yes the monotony is the point but monotony is booooringggggg
Imagine spending years of your life to make a tv show and then finding it in a Netflix category titled “casual viewing”
January 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Imagine spending years of your life to make a tv show and then finding it in a Netflix category titled “casual viewing”
Bitches can’t STAND that I make the best soup in town
January 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Bitches can’t STAND that I make the best soup in town
I stg if you put cherry tomatoes in my food cut them in half or the entire world will end I promise you
October 28, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I stg if you put cherry tomatoes in my food cut them in half or the entire world will end I promise you
My father is the coffee breath of people
June 13, 2024 at 4:09 PM
My father is the coffee breath of people
I think we’ve ALL had a Prince Albert in our mouth frankly. Spiritually if not physically
May 27, 2024 at 7:10 PM
I think we’ve ALL had a Prince Albert in our mouth frankly. Spiritually if not physically
Like obviously a lot of people (some more qualified than me) say this but I would be thee best stay at home boyfriend like cleaning and meal prep are literally sooo easy to me
April 10, 2024 at 7:56 PM
Like obviously a lot of people (some more qualified than me) say this but I would be thee best stay at home boyfriend like cleaning and meal prep are literally sooo easy to me
Sucking his balls Costco mode
February 20, 2024 at 12:03 AM
Sucking his balls Costco mode