If I had a following nobody would survive my rants about how to make more accurate cod fanfictions 😮‍💨

It's 1am but I got sad that my heavily headcanoned Mr. Roach Call of Duty only exists in my head so I conjured him as a little fella... Just another example of my sick and twisted mind...

I wish (07) Price used his omnipotent main character powers to say that Shepherd was kinda suspicious because that would have solved literally everything

I hate that basically everything Roach related is mostly headcanon because Roach is so fit in my head 😢💔

I love CapTav I hope he got a curry MRE pack (the best one) 🥰

I wish there were (more) CoD fics of them doing really boring shit. Like, eating MREs in the field or polishing boots ready for the parade ground. I just really like fics where they do nothing but chat ok!!!!!

How was Ghost so popular when MW2 released. He led one (1) mission and it went so terribly it led to his superiors being wanted for treason

Unpopular opinion but I lowkey hate the hc that Roach is nonverbal/doesn't talk/etc because (although CoD isn't anyway) it's way too unrealistic to me and it also doesn't make sense in the context of MW2 itself!!! (Idm it though)

I finally made an account here