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goose (he/him)
@gh0stg00se.bsky.social
🏳️‍⚧️|Kemetic. Really love jjk, tgcf, sleep token, linkin park, genshin, ac orgins, and many other things!

Professional Yapper. A PhD. in Yapology, if you will.
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Why the fuck was the professor making little girls in his basement and WHY did he have chemical x nearby??? He is NOT a scientist. Someone needs to investigate that fraud😡‼️
Reddanny11 on The Hive Hide and Seek you were truly magnificent may I cross paths with you in a future lobby
June 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
June 20, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Pancakes have been my saving grace flour and water what a blessing you are to my meager existence
June 20, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I started My Happy Marriage and the creator cooked with this fr
June 10, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I wish I knew more trans people. Like, I have two trans friends, but i dont know. It's like, I guess im the "experienced" one between us and I love being there for them but like I wish I had a trans person that I could go to. Idk it probably doesn't make too much sense.
June 5, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Happy pride month to literally only Freddie Mercury. The rest of us dont deserve it today.... Maybe tomorrow. Tuesday 100% happy pride month to everyone else!
June 2, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Provider (Sleep Token) might actually be the most intimately uncomfortable of all their songs for me, ngl.
June 1, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Yesterday's vibe was so fucked that I willingly listened to Justin Bieber.
June 1, 2025 at 12:03 AM
"If it's blood you want from me you can drain my arteries"

Vessel i know you could cook but fuck bro
May 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I wonder what language animals think in
May 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Andry José Hernández Romero, I remember you, even if I do not know how to articulate my horror, rage, & sorrow at your treatment by my government.

No one has heard from you in 43 days.

As vigil, I’m posting a photo of you every day until you are returned from El Salvador.
April 27, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Call me Asylum the way I be straight jackin it
April 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
There's only one thing we can do to counter the wickedness plaguing society.... We must return King Von to the land of the living. We must release him. Only he can save us...
April 25, 2025 at 12:07 AM
You think The Weekend got the same mind control Peter got in that couple's counseling video where he heard that song and immediately ate Lois out but The Weekend did it to his own music and that's why he be actin all freaky on stage
April 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Straight jorking it amd by it haha let's just say.... fronious.
April 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Straight jorking it amd by it haha let's just say.... fronious.
April 23, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Alexander Hamilton signing his last letter to John Laurens with "yrs for ever" was not on my bucket list of things to cry to
April 16, 2025 at 7:02 AM
She FK on my Jr til I R and then I spread anti-science propaganda for monetary gain in my post nut clarity
April 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
La-la-la-lava ch-ch-ch-chicken steve's lava chicken yeah it's tasty as hell ooo mamacita now you're ringing the bell crispy and juicy now you're havin a snack ooo super spicy it's a lava attack
April 6, 2025 at 8:44 AM
The Minecraft movie TNT popcorn bucket and the Chicken Jocky combo will be generational artifacts. My grandkids will get no money only plastic
April 5, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I wonder how much stress it'll take me to actually break. I'm impressed with myself. I hit the ground sprinting with two broken legs since the fall and I'm still out here thuggin shit out like a mf.
March 23, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Chris Evans × Sukuna cross over and shit will be like Moses parting the Red Sea😭
March 21, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Crash out Andy over here lmao
March 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
NP WAY CEELO GREEN IS THE GUY WHO SANG KUNG FU FIGHTING???
March 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
March 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM