Kendrick had no plan to win any of this shit. He was just hatin and look where it got him.

There’s a lesson there!

Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing

california has done nothing to the rest of the country except pay your taxes, give you produce, and create most of the entertainment and technology everyone enjoys, and the rest of the country absolutely hates us.

I actually did see that coming.

personally I think it’s good that the incoming administration is promising not to enforce a ban that was passed by Congress, signed by the president, and upheld by the Supreme Court. It’ll be fun to wake up every morning and find out which laws are still real.

I dunno man, bluesky seems way too serious for the amount of shitposting I’m looking to do.