Ghost Goat
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Oppose fascism.
A broken cog stops the machine but so do a few rusty ones.
Be a menace. If you can’t be a menace be a nuisance.
Lots of profanity.
Occasional whiskey.
Incorporeal. No race. No gender. Just a dead goat.
They/Them works.
Oppose fascism.
A broken cog stops the machine but so do a few rusty ones.
Be a menace. If you can’t be a menace be a nuisance.
Lots of profanity.
Occasional whiskey.
Incorporeal. No race. No gender. Just a dead goat.
They/Them works.
Some Americans are outraged when Tump falls asleep on camera during a government meeting
The rest of us are only outraged when he wakes up
The rest of us are only outraged when he wakes up
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Some Americans are outraged when Tump falls asleep on camera during a government meeting
The rest of us are only outraged when he wakes up
The rest of us are only outraged when he wakes up
“SSecretary of War” is absolutely something an over-caffeinated incel going through his Hitler phase would make up
So no. Not a typo.
So no. Not a typo.
December 3, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“SSecretary of War” is absolutely something an over-caffeinated incel going through his Hitler phase would make up
So no. Not a typo.
So no. Not a typo.
Two war crimes don’t make a right
ALL THE FUCKING STRIKES WERE ILLEGAL
Every person killed without due process was murdered
If Johnson wasn’t up to date and Hegseth wasn’t in the room then leadership failed us in a criminal way.
ALSO THAT’S NOT WHAT FOG OF WAR MEANS
ALL THE FUCKING STRIKES WERE ILLEGAL
Every person killed without due process was murdered
If Johnson wasn’t up to date and Hegseth wasn’t in the room then leadership failed us in a criminal way.
ALSO THAT’S NOT WHAT FOG OF WAR MEANS
December 2, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Two war crimes don’t make a right
ALL THE FUCKING STRIKES WERE ILLEGAL
Every person killed without due process was murdered
If Johnson wasn’t up to date and Hegseth wasn’t in the room then leadership failed us in a criminal way.
ALSO THAT’S NOT WHAT FOG OF WAR MEANS
ALL THE FUCKING STRIKES WERE ILLEGAL
Every person killed without due process was murdered
If Johnson wasn’t up to date and Hegseth wasn’t in the room then leadership failed us in a criminal way.
ALSO THAT’S NOT WHAT FOG OF WAR MEANS
Killing someone who poses no threat is still called murder, even if your boss tells you to do it.
Hegseth AND Bradley are both guilty of war crimes
Our tax dollars hard at work
Hegseth AND Bradley are both guilty of war crimes
Our tax dollars hard at work
December 2, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Killing someone who poses no threat is still called murder, even if your boss tells you to do it.
Hegseth AND Bradley are both guilty of war crimes
Our tax dollars hard at work
Hegseth AND Bradley are both guilty of war crimes
Our tax dollars hard at work
We never lowered flags for the murdered servicemen last week but we did for a racist podcaster
This is intentional
They want you to know where their loyalty is
This is intentional
They want you to know where their loyalty is
December 2, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We never lowered flags for the murdered servicemen last week but we did for a racist podcaster
This is intentional
They want you to know where their loyalty is
This is intentional
They want you to know where their loyalty is
My very liberal, very educated cousin who is published in his field AND AUTHORED A CHILDREN’s BOOK ILLUSTRATED BY HIS BOYFRIEND decided that he was gifting that AI “tell your story” book to his mum for Christmas
We are cooked
We are cooked
December 1, 2025 at 6:44 PM
My very liberal, very educated cousin who is published in his field AND AUTHORED A CHILDREN’s BOOK ILLUSTRATED BY HIS BOYFRIEND decided that he was gifting that AI “tell your story” book to his mum for Christmas
We are cooked
We are cooked
Look at us being normal over here
Wholesome
Wholesome af
Wholesome
Wholesome af
November 30, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Look at us being normal over here
Wholesome
Wholesome af
Wholesome
Wholesome af
I see we are bringing back sex pests and war crimes today
November 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I see we are bringing back sex pests and war crimes today
Non-political post of the day: There is nothing more humbling than having your teeth forcibly flossed by a total stranger.
Even worse when they freeze for 2 minutes with their fingers STILL INSIDE your mouth because they can’t multitask and got distracted
Even worse when they freeze for 2 minutes with their fingers STILL INSIDE your mouth because they can’t multitask and got distracted
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Non-political post of the day: There is nothing more humbling than having your teeth forcibly flossed by a total stranger.
Even worse when they freeze for 2 minutes with their fingers STILL INSIDE your mouth because they can’t multitask and got distracted
Even worse when they freeze for 2 minutes with their fingers STILL INSIDE your mouth because they can’t multitask and got distracted
Never thought I’d be nostalgic for the Bush eras
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Never thought I’d be nostalgic for the Bush eras
We are barely blinking when the most powerful office in the most powerful country in the world literally threatens lawfully elected representatives with hanging and abduction to foreign concentration camps.
2026 is going to be something
2026 is going to be something
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 PM
We are barely blinking when the most powerful office in the most powerful country in the world literally threatens lawfully elected representatives with hanging and abduction to foreign concentration camps.
2026 is going to be something
2026 is going to be something
Our current administration would 100% have sided with Jack Nicholson’s character in A Few Good Men
These aren’t normal times
These aren’t normal times
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Our current administration would 100% have sided with Jack Nicholson’s character in A Few Good Men
These aren’t normal times
These aren’t normal times
If anyone needs me I’ll be making a huge pot of venison and duck fat stroganoff with way too much garlic
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If anyone needs me I’ll be making a huge pot of venison and duck fat stroganoff with way too much garlic
Trump a was nicer to Mamdani than the whole ass left ever was
Anyone wanna peek their head into Twitter to see how the Nazis are spinning this?
Anyone wanna peek their head into Twitter to see how the Nazis are spinning this?
November 21, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Trump a was nicer to Mamdani than the whole ass left ever was
Anyone wanna peek their head into Twitter to see how the Nazis are spinning this?
Anyone wanna peek their head into Twitter to see how the Nazis are spinning this?
Anyone else nervous for Mamdani visiting what’s left of the White House with Muhammad Bone Saw ALSO there?
Any Secret Service spotted with a large duffle bag?
I don’t like this
Any Secret Service spotted with a large duffle bag?
I don’t like this
November 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Anyone else nervous for Mamdani visiting what’s left of the White House with Muhammad Bone Saw ALSO there?
Any Secret Service spotted with a large duffle bag?
I don’t like this
Any Secret Service spotted with a large duffle bag?
I don’t like this
I don’t care if Bob Ross, George Takei and Mister Rogers are on the Epstein list
PUBLISH IT
(I’m using these people as examples because they absolutely were NOT
And they are the only ones I can say that about with soul-deep confidence)
PUBLISH IT
(I’m using these people as examples because they absolutely were NOT
And they are the only ones I can say that about with soul-deep confidence)
November 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
I don’t care if Bob Ross, George Takei and Mister Rogers are on the Epstein list
PUBLISH IT
(I’m using these people as examples because they absolutely were NOT
And they are the only ones I can say that about with soul-deep confidence)
PUBLISH IT
(I’m using these people as examples because they absolutely were NOT
And they are the only ones I can say that about with soul-deep confidence)
I just had the most baffling conversation with an
anti-Trump, pro-Mamdani,
off-grid sovereign citizen.
I didn’t even know Americans came in that flavor.
I’m shook
anti-Trump, pro-Mamdani,
off-grid sovereign citizen.
I didn’t even know Americans came in that flavor.
I’m shook
November 20, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I just had the most baffling conversation with an
anti-Trump, pro-Mamdani,
off-grid sovereign citizen.
I didn’t even know Americans came in that flavor.
I’m shook
anti-Trump, pro-Mamdani,
off-grid sovereign citizen.
I didn’t even know Americans came in that flavor.
I’m shook
They are going to release the Epstein files the same way they released the video of his death
It’s going to be missing the parts that matter
Blatantly
We will be told to swallow it anyway
It’s going to be missing the parts that matter
Blatantly
We will be told to swallow it anyway
November 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
They are going to release the Epstein files the same way they released the video of his death
It’s going to be missing the parts that matter
Blatantly
We will be told to swallow it anyway
It’s going to be missing the parts that matter
Blatantly
We will be told to swallow it anyway
I’m happy when justice prevails but mad when anything good happens to James Comey
November 19, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I’m happy when justice prevails but mad when anything good happens to James Comey
Non-political post of the day:
We had undersea transatlantic communication cables before we knew what germs were
Which means fax machines were a thing before cars. And before Washington was even a territory, let alone a state
Don’t get me started on submarines and rebreather diving, either
We had undersea transatlantic communication cables before we knew what germs were
Which means fax machines were a thing before cars. And before Washington was even a territory, let alone a state
Don’t get me started on submarines and rebreather diving, either
November 19, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Non-political post of the day:
We had undersea transatlantic communication cables before we knew what germs were
Which means fax machines were a thing before cars. And before Washington was even a territory, let alone a state
Don’t get me started on submarines and rebreather diving, either
We had undersea transatlantic communication cables before we knew what germs were
Which means fax machines were a thing before cars. And before Washington was even a territory, let alone a state
Don’t get me started on submarines and rebreather diving, either
When you remember that EVERYTHING Trump says is a projection and every accusation is actually a confession the whole “Piggy” comment is so damn funny
November 18, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When you remember that EVERYTHING Trump says is a projection and every accusation is actually a confession the whole “Piggy” comment is so damn funny
I see our senators got word that the DOJ finally finished altering the Epstein files.
Now that they are scrubbed of anything Trump related it’s ok to publish
So
Predictable
Now that they are scrubbed of anything Trump related it’s ok to publish
So
Predictable
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I see our senators got word that the DOJ finally finished altering the Epstein files.
Now that they are scrubbed of anything Trump related it’s ok to publish
So
Predictable
Now that they are scrubbed of anything Trump related it’s ok to publish
So
Predictable
MBS is the new Putin in our Epstein-Trump throuple running America
November 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
MBS is the new Putin in our Epstein-Trump throuple running America
Marjorie Taylor Greene harassed school shooting survivors, claimed Jewish space lasers created disasters and said horrible things about the most vulnerable
But the death threats weren’t a problem until she refused to defend pedophiles
Yes, one side is spineless but the other is actually evil
But the death threats weren’t a problem until she refused to defend pedophiles
Yes, one side is spineless but the other is actually evil
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene harassed school shooting survivors, claimed Jewish space lasers created disasters and said horrible things about the most vulnerable
But the death threats weren’t a problem until she refused to defend pedophiles
Yes, one side is spineless but the other is actually evil
But the death threats weren’t a problem until she refused to defend pedophiles
Yes, one side is spineless but the other is actually evil
We couldn’t pitch this script to Hollywood-
~Imagine if the Nazis were also pedophiles who litigated to starve their own!~
Fucking ghouls
~Imagine if the Nazis were also pedophiles who litigated to starve their own!~
Fucking ghouls
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 AM
We couldn’t pitch this script to Hollywood-
~Imagine if the Nazis were also pedophiles who litigated to starve their own!~
Fucking ghouls
~Imagine if the Nazis were also pedophiles who litigated to starve their own!~
Fucking ghouls