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Human Rights Watch Israel-Palestine Team Quits Over Blocked Report on Right of Return
Two Human Rights Watch employees—the group’s entire Israel-Palestine team—resigned after senior staffers blocked a report calling Israel’s denial of
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February 8, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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How fast does plywood bend?

At warp speed.

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February 8, 2026 at 5:15 PM
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www.startribune.com/ramstad-the-...
Ramstad: The Great Wrecking of Minnesota is underway
Republicans overreacted to illegal immigration and fraud. Democrats did the same with the state’s social service providers. Collateral damage is in every corner of the state.
www.startribune.com
February 8, 2026 at 4:37 PM
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What do you call it when glass from an opening in the wall cuts your arm?

Window pain.

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February 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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For my fellow Minnesotans.
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February 7, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Why are savings accounts so popular?

They generate a lot of interest.

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February 6, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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Why did the summit catch your eye?

It peaked your interest.

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February 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
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I'LL TREAD WHERE I PLEASE
January 29, 2026 at 5:05 AM
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Why did the potter make birds for the gun show?

She heard they like clay pigeons there.

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January 28, 2026 at 11:06 PM
ghost.fyi
Why did the potter make birds for the gun show?

She heard they like clay pigeons there.

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January 24, 2026 at 3:56 PM
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What do you call it when someone promises to give you foliage?

A guarantree.

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January 24, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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What do you call a device that cleans a bird's quills?

A feather duster.

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January 22, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Why do foreigners get wet when they try to learn the local language from TV?

Because it's the English Channel.

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January 15, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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What do you call it when someone swindles you out of your wool?

Fleeced.

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January 10, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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Why was the email so aloof?

It had no attachments.

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December 18, 2025 at 11:10 AM
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Why is it so obvious when people stare too much?

It's a glaring error.

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December 15, 2025 at 11:40 AM
ghost.fyi
What do you call particularly efficient blowing machines.

Fan-tastic.

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December 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
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What do you call a baked good recipe that calls for corroded metal?

Caked with rust.

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December 6, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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What did the battery do when faced with an overwhelming foe?

It charged.

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December 5, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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What do you call a gala where people compare the price of grave plots?

A cost tomb party.

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December 4, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Why is it hard to see after you phone's memory gets wiped?

Because you've lost your contacts.

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November 30, 2025 at 2:14 PM
ghost.fyi
Why do fossils look so much like the animals and plants they came from?

Because they're carbon copies.

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November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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What do you call a push to develop a radio network more quickly than the competition?

A relay race.

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November 27, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Why is switching out the action verb in a sentence so noisy?

It re-verb-erates.

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November 23, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Why should you always take the elevator during an argument?

Because the other option would just escalate things.

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November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM