David Miller
@ghostfacemillah.bsky.social
Editor of Toast Quarterly, for the study and celebration of toast culture. Dry, never soggy.
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I believe he's the first acting Archivist of the United States to be deputized to run a foreign country as a side hustle.
WELKER: Mr. Secretary, are you running Venezuela right now?
MARCO RUBIO: Yeah. People are fixating on that. Here's the bottom line -- we expect to see changes in Venezuela
MARCO RUBIO: Yeah. People are fixating on that. Here's the bottom line -- we expect to see changes in Venezuela
January 5, 2026 at 1:46 AM
I believe he's the first acting Archivist of the United States to be deputized to run a foreign country as a side hustle.
Sending all of my Tylenol to Antifa. Problems solved!
September 23, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sending all of my Tylenol to Antifa. Problems solved!
Sometimes evil people get murdered, and the world is safer without them.
Also, murder is wrong and bad and people should not take the law into their own hands. Most of the murdered do not deserve it.
Also, murder is wrong and bad and people should not take the law into their own hands. Most of the murdered do not deserve it.
September 13, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Sometimes evil people get murdered, and the world is safer without them.
Also, murder is wrong and bad and people should not take the law into their own hands. Most of the murdered do not deserve it.
Also, murder is wrong and bad and people should not take the law into their own hands. Most of the murdered do not deserve it.
I feel much safer in my neighborhood, what with all the extra "monitering" going on.
August 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I feel much safer in my neighborhood, what with all the extra "monitering" going on.
I better not run into any Tories today. Avenge the gristmill!
August 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
I better not run into any Tories today. Avenge the gristmill!
My first time at the Linc. Palmeiras 1:2 Chelsea alongside 65,000 fellow travelers.
July 5, 2025 at 4:21 AM
My first time at the Linc. Palmeiras 1:2 Chelsea alongside 65,000 fellow travelers.
LL Cool J is hard as hell. He's no scab! www.inquirer.com/news/ll-cool...
LL Cool J pulls out of Wawa Welcome America
“I’m not gonna cross a picket line and perform for money when people are hurting,” the rapper said on Instagram and X.
www.inquirer.com
July 4, 2025 at 12:41 PM
LL Cool J is hard as hell. He's no scab! www.inquirer.com/news/ll-cool...
Like most of you I'm only now recovering from National Toast Day celebrations. "Perhaps we have overlooked the necessity of toast, and it shall have its due."
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www.nationaldaycalendar.com
March 2, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Like most of you I'm only now recovering from National Toast Day celebrations. "Perhaps we have overlooked the necessity of toast, and it shall have its due."
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
www.nationaldaycalendar.com/national-day...
Sure, let's call this a theory.
I reject the premise that burning one's toast is a "little accident" or a "small inconvenience." So many fortunes have been lost, so many lives upended, and so many empires have fallen simply due to toast mishaps.
I reject the premise that burning one's toast is a "little accident" or a "small inconvenience." So many fortunes have been lost, so many lives upended, and so many empires have fallen simply due to toast mishaps.
What is burnt toast theory?
Could the burnt toast theory really help us start embracing the positive side of life's little inconveniences?
happiful.com
February 8, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Sure, let's call this a theory.
I reject the premise that burning one's toast is a "little accident" or a "small inconvenience." So many fortunes have been lost, so many lives upended, and so many empires have fallen simply due to toast mishaps.
I reject the premise that burning one's toast is a "little accident" or a "small inconvenience." So many fortunes have been lost, so many lives upended, and so many empires have fallen simply due to toast mishaps.
The power of toast! Grand Rapids (#griffinshockey) wears an awesome sweater with an angry toaster --> 3 goals in the 3rd period = victory.
AHL’s Grand Rapids Griffins to Take the Ice as ‘Flying Toasters’ for What Could’ve Been Nigh...
Flying Toasters was one of the entries in the Griffins' original name-the-team contest back in 1995
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February 6, 2024 at 3:10 PM
The power of toast! Grand Rapids (#griffinshockey) wears an awesome sweater with an angry toaster --> 3 goals in the 3rd period = victory.