Megan S
@ghostgirl.net
Megan Sawyer, Sr. Flora Witch at Bethesda Game Studios. Secretly 5 bats in a trench coat. Carnegie Mellon alum. Twin. Decently goth. #LLAP 🖖🏻 Opinions my own & not that of my employer.
No one can break into my house, much less my bedroom without me knowing thanks to my dog. He’s 110 pounds of extremely alert goofball and barks at anyone and anything that comes within 40 feet of our house.
January 3, 2026 at 6:02 AM
No one can break into my house, much less my bedroom without me knowing thanks to my dog. He’s 110 pounds of extremely alert goofball and barks at anyone and anything that comes within 40 feet of our house.
Living near DC, this could be a bad omen. Alternatively, I could lean into the whole bog witch thing and make it work. 🧐
January 1, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Living near DC, this could be a bad omen. Alternatively, I could lean into the whole bog witch thing and make it work. 🧐
Go to your music source, shuffle all, and the 26th song is your vibe for this year:
…sure, why not.
…sure, why not.
January 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
Go to your music source, shuffle all, and the 26th song is your vibe for this year:
…sure, why not.
…sure, why not.
Watching Dark Water for the first time in awhile and I didn’t realize it was one of the first blu ray releases! It opens with this ad and I am so delighted. ( @rob-sheridan.com I immediately thought of you 😂)
December 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Watching Dark Water for the first time in awhile and I didn’t realize it was one of the first blu ray releases! It opens with this ad and I am so delighted. ( @rob-sheridan.com I immediately thought of you 😂)
FWIW, my procrastination almost cost me my cookies but I got to the store ten minutes before it closed. But you can see my Kitchen-Aid laughing maniacally at me for it if you expand the picture 😂
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
FWIW, my procrastination almost cost me my cookies but I got to the store ten minutes before it closed. But you can see my Kitchen-Aid laughing maniacally at me for it if you expand the picture 😂
Things I need to do: grocery shopping, cookie baking, new years cards, cleaning
Things I’m actually doing:
Things I’m actually doing:
December 24, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Things I need to do: grocery shopping, cookie baking, new years cards, cleaning
Things I’m actually doing:
Things I’m actually doing:
Booooooooo. 😤 This is the first time in years I’ve lost both Mariahpocalypse and Whamageddon.
December 12, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Booooooooo. 😤 This is the first time in years I’ve lost both Mariahpocalypse and Whamageddon.
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can't be seen?
BAAABY!
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the greyyyy
Ooooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeahhh
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can't be seen?
BAAABY!
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the greyyyy
Ooooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeahhh
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 AM
But did you know that when it snows
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can't be seen?
BAAABY!
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the greyyyy
Ooooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeahhh
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
My eyes become large and
The light that you shine can't be seen?
BAAABY!
I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the greyyyy
Ooooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeahhh
And now that your rose is in bloom
A light hits the gloom on the grey
Hooray, saw the magic sky lights!! Er, aurora borealis. Only got one color, but still, so cool!!!
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Hooray, saw the magic sky lights!! Er, aurora borealis. Only got one color, but still, so cool!!!
Well, I tried. 😂
Pretty clouds, though!
Pretty clouds, though!
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Well, I tried. 😂
Pretty clouds, though!
Pretty clouds, though!
“OMG hiiii! Bloom time!! Where’s everyone else? Am I early? Why is it so cold? Wait, why are there pumpkins? Oh…oh no..”
November 7, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“OMG hiiii! Bloom time!! Where’s everyone else? Am I early? Why is it so cold? Wait, why are there pumpkins? Oh…oh no..”
I got the same warning on these photos. It’s a floral language calendar put out annually by a cocaine company in the mid 1800s. I don’t think they’re gonna have an Insta..
October 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
I got the same warning on these photos. It’s a floral language calendar put out annually by a cocaine company in the mid 1800s. I don’t think they’re gonna have an Insta..
Instagram gave me a warning that I was violating their “Branded Content Policy” by not tagging a branding partner in my post of branded content.
The branded content:
The branded content:
October 29, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Instagram gave me a warning that I was violating their “Branded Content Policy” by not tagging a branding partner in my post of branded content.
The branded content:
The branded content:
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
October 23, 2025 at 11:56 PM
See a tuxedo post a tuxedo
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
October 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you see this, post a vampire who isn’t Dracula.
I got nothing, here’s a sunset from last week.
October 6, 2025 at 4:03 AM
I got nothing, here’s a sunset from last week.
I was just going through some old papers and found an issue of the newsletter Questbusters. Please enjoy this little paragraph about the 1988 awards at GDC.
September 23, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I was just going through some old papers and found an issue of the newsletter Questbusters. Please enjoy this little paragraph about the 1988 awards at GDC.
The marigolds have finally died back. Hopefully this weekend I can find some nice fall & winter plants for my deck. Also, my spooky little garden stakes have lasted for 3 years! Weird how something I 3D printed has outlasted numerous things I bought in stores. Unexpected!
September 16, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The marigolds have finally died back. Hopefully this weekend I can find some nice fall & winter plants for my deck. Also, my spooky little garden stakes have lasted for 3 years! Weird how something I 3D printed has outlasted numerous things I bought in stores. Unexpected!
Literally every time I sit down to do a Lego or a jigsaw puzzle, Frodo drapes himself around my shoulders like this. It’s bizarre because I can sit in the same spot and do anything else and he won’t do it. Just legos and puzzles.
September 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Literally every time I sit down to do a Lego or a jigsaw puzzle, Frodo drapes himself around my shoulders like this. It’s bizarre because I can sit in the same spot and do anything else and he won’t do it. Just legos and puzzles.
I finished a blanket and I’m proud of myself that I actually finished a second project that was months long (I am a very slow crocheter)
September 8, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I finished a blanket and I’m proud of myself that I actually finished a second project that was months long (I am a very slow crocheter)
The excellent Robert O’Reilly showed up on Murder She Wrote and I was worried I wouldn’t recognize him without his Gowron makeup. 😂
September 2, 2025 at 2:51 AM
The excellent Robert O’Reilly showed up on Murder She Wrote and I was worried I wouldn’t recognize him without his Gowron makeup. 😂
I know it’s Caturday but OMG
August 30, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I know it’s Caturday but OMG
My best guess is a Freedom rose, but I’ve discovered it’s really difficult to figure out exactly what rose you have - I misplaced the tag for one of mine and for the life of me I can’t figure out what I planted. 😂
August 22, 2025 at 6:51 AM
My best guess is a Freedom rose, but I’ve discovered it’s really difficult to figure out exactly what rose you have - I misplaced the tag for one of mine and for the life of me I can’t figure out what I planted. 😂