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i honestly couldn't have less sympathy for porn addicts even if i tried
May 14, 2025 at 11:28 AM
i'm sorry but all the worst people i've known were mtg fans i simply CANNOT
March 31, 2025 at 1:05 PM
reading ATTACHED is so validating 😭 i knew i wasn't insane for demanding the BARE FUCKING MINIMUM
March 23, 2025 at 3:22 PM
omg YES i found an old situationship's youtube channel and the schadenfreude is PIPING hot this morning 🤣 what a fuckin nerd
March 20, 2025 at 10:59 AM
you linger like a dead dog beside the highway

we try not to look, but we can't ignore the smell
March 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
my personal conspiracy theory is that the normalization of iuds is a sexist psyop 🤨 (lmao but also fr)
March 6, 2025 at 12:54 PM
"This was a good dune."

— DUNE, Frank Herbert
February 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
istg i saw a tiktok years ago of a guy saying he purposely picked the worst artists' pictures he could find for those car music players and i don't think it was a skit bc what what do you MEAN that's sabrina carpenter??? 😭
February 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
"i'm all about stealing snacks, i'm like a raccoon" i say as i hover near the leftover catering
February 18, 2025 at 5:42 PM
one time a dental assistant gently traced the curve of gumline around one of my bicuspids with the tip of one of those hook tools and it was easily the most sensual thing that has ever been done to my mouth
February 15, 2025 at 1:41 PM
okay i know i'm only like 10 days into learning chinese on duolingo but am i ever going to learn to say anything other than "water and coffee and rice" orrrrr
February 7, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the duality of living in alabama is being behind a pickup truck with a rebel flag at one red light and a pickup truck with a trans lives matter sticker at the next red light
February 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
the mystery man i pay to make gross sounds in my ear *noticed me* 🥹
February 5, 2025 at 12:37 AM
is it over yet?
February 4, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my first ᥴ𝕣ꫀꪖꪑꪗ keyboard 🥛

just gotta figure out some mods to get that extra cream
February 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
my favorite part of the ethel cain subreddit are the straight dudes who get on there and make posts like "this music made me feel feelings for the first time in ten years and i can't stop crying now what do i do"
January 23, 2025 at 3:13 PM
i said, fine, 'cause that's how my daddy raised me

if they strike once then you just hit 'em twice as hard
January 17, 2025 at 10:38 PM
literally how are there people who don't just drink water. i've not had access to a beverage for 43 minutes and the panic continues to rise.
January 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
living this life but unintentionally 🧀
January 6, 2025 at 2:35 PM
everybody wants you to love yourself until you actually do

open.spotify.com/track/1pqjOg...
Everybody Supports Women
SOFIA ISELLA · Everybody Supports Women · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
January 6, 2025 at 12:59 PM
one time a guy told me i had "such responsive nipples" and i still think about that a lot bc it's so specific there's gotta be a story there but i'll never know it 😔
January 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"It's fear, after all. The not-self feeds on fear. You're afraid to be unworthy.

You think it's *possible* to be unworthy. You think it's *possible* to be a lesser being.

It's really pathetic.

You can see how far away human beings are from the truth."

#rauruhu #humandesign
December 19, 2024 at 7:51 PM
gotta scurryfunge my slut's corner before the d appointment arrives
December 18, 2024 at 2:59 PM
🎶 if he's as bad as they say, then i guess i'm cursed
looking into his eyes, i think he's already hurt
December 13, 2024 at 3:18 PM