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The Ghost Of Gerald Cid
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A man who needs to get out more, if I can be bothered, and if it's nice out.

Bolton Wanderers fan.
I'd love it if it was just the statue of liberty's body with Del Boy's face.
February 16, 2026 at 5:50 PM
They both look the same anyway so it'll be fine I reckon.
February 16, 2026 at 9:42 AM
Three medals in the games, all of them gold.
February 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Quick reminder to the army that normal guns will not harm it either.
February 15, 2026 at 12:40 PM
They tried to do a modern tribute one in 2017, but it just wasn't the same. The different manufacturer and sponsor didn't help.
February 14, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Roses are dead
Violets are to.
We'll plant new instead
Dave's Garden crew.
February 14, 2026 at 7:03 PM
I expected nothing less.
February 14, 2026 at 1:33 PM
It'll be right nobody will notice unless you tell everybody about it...ah.
February 13, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Keep it private though as we'd probably get called arrogant. Again.
February 13, 2026 at 7:50 AM
They keep getting pointed at by local councilors and that's enough to turn anyone paranoid.
February 13, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Meh, it'll just be in the sea quicker than everyone else's now anyway.
February 12, 2026 at 8:15 PM
I need 40 minutes to myself with breakfast, a coffee, and tv before even thinking of showering and changing and that now takes 20 minutes. Cars will be gone before I've even done Wordle.

I'd probably end up catching them up later and getting the jist of the task anyway.
February 12, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Is he after borrowing a saw?
February 12, 2026 at 4:12 PM
As ever, top class generic pundit voice from Charlie. Was a surprise that nobody got the first for my sins line though. I had to stop myself from blurting it out in the middle of a busy train platform.
February 12, 2026 at 2:21 PM
If it's like the National League where the top 2 go straight through to a 1 legged home "semi-final" after the others fight it out to play them then it won't be too bad.

Momentum whilst in the play offs will still be a thing no matter what though.
February 11, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Only goes one way so if you want Leeds from Manchester you have to go all the way round.

Probably better than by Northern rail though anyway.
February 10, 2026 at 4:32 PM
The driver going "bit bumpy there lads wasn't it? Wasn't it? Lads? Lads?"
February 10, 2026 at 11:44 AM
It's that dog from the Vitality ads gone on the run. Knew he was a wrong un.
February 9, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Where's the cue ball leading him????
February 9, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Knowing Ed Sheeran seems worse.
February 9, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Piss off you boring Scottish twat.
February 9, 2026 at 2:27 PM
*Sad Music

For £4 a month you can help a local councillor go back to being able to point at things whilst looking sad or disappointed.
February 9, 2026 at 11:02 AM