Ghost of RFK Jr’s Worm
@ghostofrfkjrsworm.bsky.social
I ate a bad brain and died.
On the way in the not to distant future, “So You’ve Recieved Classified Information in a Group Chat.” A guide on how not to get charged with treason due to government incompetence.
March 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
On the way in the not to distant future, “So You’ve Recieved Classified Information in a Group Chat.” A guide on how not to get charged with treason due to government incompetence.
Tobacco execs want your input. With so many regulatory agencies being stripped of their authority, and Joe Camel having long ago died of lung cancer, they are looking for the next cool mascot to sell tobacco to kids. Post entries in replies.
March 23, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Tobacco execs want your input. With so many regulatory agencies being stripped of their authority, and Joe Camel having long ago died of lung cancer, they are looking for the next cool mascot to sell tobacco to kids. Post entries in replies.
Local DOGE Bro Issues Statement on Research Funding
This loss will be hard, but corporations that rely on the free labor of grad students are just going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, buy less avocado toast, and skip those five dollar coffees.
—Hunter Kyle, Insufferable Douche
This loss will be hard, but corporations that rely on the free labor of grad students are just going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, buy less avocado toast, and skip those five dollar coffees.
—Hunter Kyle, Insufferable Douche
March 12, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Local DOGE Bro Issues Statement on Research Funding
This loss will be hard, but corporations that rely on the free labor of grad students are just going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, buy less avocado toast, and skip those five dollar coffees.
—Hunter Kyle, Insufferable Douche
This loss will be hard, but corporations that rely on the free labor of grad students are just going to have to pull themselves up by their bootstraps, buy less avocado toast, and skip those five dollar coffees.
—Hunter Kyle, Insufferable Douche
I am the ghost of the worm in RFK Jr’s brain. I came from a proud line of worms and you may struggle to correctly pronounce my name; Steve Son of Bimothy the Long. I am here to warn of the toxicity of bad brains, in hopes that my mournful haunting may help others avoid my tragic fate.
March 10, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I am the ghost of the worm in RFK Jr’s brain. I came from a proud line of worms and you may struggle to correctly pronounce my name; Steve Son of Bimothy the Long. I am here to warn of the toxicity of bad brains, in hopes that my mournful haunting may help others avoid my tragic fate.