Dave II’ Champion Edition
@ghostpig.bsky.social
I’m looking at a tree.
“My pedophile cock goes out to you.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:33 PM
“My pedophile cock goes out to you.”
Why would NBC do that?
January 29, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Why would NBC do that?
This barren cunt can swing right along with her Nazi pals (If she even makes it to the gallows alive).
January 29, 2026 at 2:52 PM
This barren cunt can swing right along with her Nazi pals (If she even makes it to the gallows alive).
This dude 200% fucks kids.
January 25, 2026 at 1:37 PM
This dude 200% fucks kids.
And I helped!
January 21, 2026 at 4:54 PM
And I helped!
Like a little puppy dog, right, Jim Jim?
January 21, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Like a little puppy dog, right, Jim Jim?
You’re really missing out, liberal women.
January 21, 2026 at 2:08 PM
You’re really missing out, liberal women.
Good morning, ICE agents.
You’re another day closer to getting your neck snapped.
You’re another day closer to getting your neck snapped.
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 PM
Good morning, ICE agents.
You’re another day closer to getting your neck snapped.
You’re another day closer to getting your neck snapped.
ICE Anthem cued up.
January 18, 2026 at 2:02 PM
ICE Anthem cued up.
Let me hang the little Nazi.
I want to hang the little Nazi man in my yard.
I want to hang the little Nazi man in my yard.
January 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Let me hang the little Nazi.
I want to hang the little Nazi man in my yard.
I want to hang the little Nazi man in my yard.
Your Nazi shit cuts both ways, you skank cunt. We got names.
January 14, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Your Nazi shit cuts both ways, you skank cunt. We got names.
Cheap garbage bitch.
January 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Cheap garbage bitch.
Go fuck your own ass with a saguaro, Bezos.
January 12, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Go fuck your own ass with a saguaro, Bezos.
“ No clue. It’s a mystery. Can’t possible determine what English word you’re trying to type within this context.” - fucking computers
January 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
“ No clue. It’s a mystery. Can’t possible determine what English word you’re trying to type within this context.” - fucking computers
Just a little precocious rascal, isn’t he, Jim-Jim?
January 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Just a little precocious rascal, isn’t he, Jim-Jim?
Here are some pictures of people who understand how to deal with Nazis.
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Here are some pictures of people who understand how to deal with Nazis.
Good. Motherfuckers should be shitting themselves every time they clock in. They don’t understand high roads or peaceful protests. They understand violence, but think they’re the only ones who can speak it.
January 9, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Good. Motherfuckers should be shitting themselves every time they clock in. They don’t understand high roads or peaceful protests. They understand violence, but think they’re the only ones who can speak it.
Johnathan got to larp his big man gun fantasy, now the internet knows his name, his face, his family, and where he lives.
Savor your kill, John; your future is going to get very, very interesting.
Savor your kill, John; your future is going to get very, very interesting.
January 9, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Johnathan got to larp his big man gun fantasy, now the internet knows his name, his face, his family, and where he lives.
Savor your kill, John; your future is going to get very, very interesting.
Savor your kill, John; your future is going to get very, very interesting.
There’s your epitaph, Johnny.
January 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
There’s your epitaph, Johnny.
Johnathan Ross sits at table 3 with Kyle Rittenhouse for the rest of his life.
He’s gonna meet some really interesting people in gen pop.
He’s gonna meet some really interesting people in gen pop.
January 8, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Johnathan Ross sits at table 3 with Kyle Rittenhouse for the rest of his life.
He’s gonna meet some really interesting people in gen pop.
He’s gonna meet some really interesting people in gen pop.
For some unknown reason, this ultimate slam dunk didn’t stop them.
January 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
For some unknown reason, this ultimate slam dunk didn’t stop them.
This is how you handle Nazis.
Not with legislation, not with peaceful protests. You kill them. You kill them fast, in public, and by the gross, or they will kill you.
Not with legislation, not with peaceful protests. You kill them. You kill them fast, in public, and by the gross, or they will kill you.
January 8, 2026 at 5:31 PM
This is how you handle Nazis.
Not with legislation, not with peaceful protests. You kill them. You kill them fast, in public, and by the gross, or they will kill you.
Not with legislation, not with peaceful protests. You kill them. You kill them fast, in public, and by the gross, or they will kill you.