My prostheses set off the scanner the last time I flew. Therefore, they're goin' in the checked luggage and I'm goin' 80087355

I mean, it was Broken to Begin With?
(I'll see myself out)

I wore a Mountain Goats shirt to a Skinny Puppy soundcheck/meet n greet. The band voiced their approval

very excited to hear Rocks in my Pockets live.

yaywoo! It's gonna be a party!

Cleared of all charges.

I don't mean to be clutching my pearls, but those babies are far too young to be having babies.

I can still sing the little jingle for "magic media talking books" that was at the beginning of these records. Turn the page and hear the band, you're in magic media land! Come along, listen and look. It's the magic media talking book!

You'd never write such a poorly constructed sentence.

Yarn. A lot of yarn. Just in case I wind up in a post apocalyptic hellscape. At least I'll be warm.