is love real

"i was intimidated by you" why 🥺 i mean cool but why

i ate a peanut butter sandwich and now everything smells like peanut butter and i hate the smell of peanut butter so now i have to morph into a giant centipede and destroy local property

I just found out people used to ship their babies in the mail and I'm in tears HELLO

whoever's praying on my downfall can you BREATHE

People only want you when you've got your headphones on

I was in fact not born ready, I was not even ready to be born

TikTok notifications be like "I hate you", "we are not friends", "I am outside your house and armed."