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one time i found a grappling hook in the park. it was practically brand new. #punk #horror #mst3k
i’m not sure what i expected
July 4, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i’m not sure what i expected
hi! it’s uh, been a minute. this place still alive?
July 3, 2025 at 10:40 PM
hi! it’s uh, been a minute. this place still alive?
my small black punk rock heart grew three sizes that day
January 12, 2025 at 8:21 AM
my small black punk rock heart grew three sizes that day
for sale: (1) lightly dented human. not a head turner & has a questionable safety rating but will definitely do that thing you like (tell dad jokes until your eyes roll hard enough to see infinity). no refunds
December 30, 2024 at 5:41 PM
for sale: (1) lightly dented human. not a head turner & has a questionable safety rating but will definitely do that thing you like (tell dad jokes until your eyes roll hard enough to see infinity). no refunds
silent night deadly night 6: santa’s watching (2010) a cop buries billy in an unmarked grave to stop the evil from returning(?) but a drop of blood resurrects him to do more murders. this is extremely fan made (embarrassing) but its very existence makes me smile & i need more🎄🎄
December 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
silent night deadly night 6: santa’s watching (2010) a cop buries billy in an unmarked grave to stop the evil from returning(?) but a drop of blood resurrects him to do more murders. this is extremely fan made (embarrassing) but its very existence makes me smile & i need more🎄🎄
the sinatra christmas album (1966) look was sinatra a drunken menace who violently lashed out at anyone who disagreed w/him? yes but if this version of i’ll be home for christmas doesn’t make you tear up then you might be even worse & maybe we’re not that good of friends🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 4, 2024 at 11:19 PM
the sinatra christmas album (1966) look was sinatra a drunken menace who violently lashed out at anyone who disagreed w/him? yes but if this version of i’ll be home for christmas doesn’t make you tear up then you might be even worse & maybe we’re not that good of friends🎄🎄🎄🎄
merry christmas (1945) bing crosby laughed, handed the receptionist his martini, slapped her on the ass, & stepped into that recording booth to corrupt everyone’s great gramma & this version of white christmas is still the best selling single of all time. by a lot🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 2, 2024 at 12:08 AM
merry christmas (1945) bing crosby laughed, handed the receptionist his martini, slapped her on the ass, & stepped into that recording booth to corrupt everyone’s great gramma & this version of white christmas is still the best selling single of all time. by a lot🎄🎄🎄🎄
the andy williams christmas album (1963) this record fucks hard & kay thompson’s jingle bells is the most 1960s shit ever & its amazing. idk who kay thompson is but i feel like she’d drink scotch right out of the bottle & call everyone “fella” so we could definitely roll 🎄🎄🎄🎄
December 1, 2024 at 3:07 PM
the andy williams christmas album (1963) this record fucks hard & kay thompson’s jingle bells is the most 1960s shit ever & its amazing. idk who kay thompson is but i feel like she’d drink scotch right out of the bottle & call everyone “fella” so we could definitely roll 🎄🎄🎄🎄
christmas with cookie (2016) in the year 3978, a gross elf tells stories about skeletons & aliens fighting santa & mrs claus & no one watches this stuff like it’s their job unless they have a concerning amount of self hatred. it’s me. i’m no one. 🎄
November 28, 2024 at 3:57 PM
christmas with cookie (2016) in the year 3978, a gross elf tells stories about skeletons & aliens fighting santa & mrs claus & no one watches this stuff like it’s their job unless they have a concerning amount of self hatred. it’s me. i’m no one. 🎄
christmas craft fair massacre (2022) elderly satanist weirdos want to sacrifice a pure spirit whose name is julie purebred bc of course it is. but tbf i knew what i was in for when a guy is talking on the phone in the opening scene & his lock screen is clearly visible 🎄
November 28, 2024 at 2:09 PM
christmas craft fair massacre (2022) elderly satanist weirdos want to sacrifice a pure spirit whose name is julie purebred bc of course it is. but tbf i knew what i was in for when a guy is talking on the phone in the opening scene & his lock screen is clearly visible 🎄
it’s a wonderful knife (2023) a young woman who out-murdered a murderer on xmas wishes she was never born & realizes that life can always get shittier. this exists in the rare space after the tragedy where all that’s left is trauma & Katie Isabelle so, glass half full 🎄🎄🎄🎄
November 27, 2024 at 3:22 PM
it’s a wonderful knife (2023) a young woman who out-murdered a murderer on xmas wishes she was never born & realizes that life can always get shittier. this exists in the rare space after the tragedy where all that’s left is trauma & Katie Isabelle so, glass half full 🎄🎄🎄🎄
seasons greetings from perry como (1959) is another classic xmas banger. the version of “home for the holidays” on this record is unmatched & if i had a crooner voice this good i would shamelessly cross-promote a line of fancy sticks to beat off all the p-word 🎄🎄🎄🎄
November 24, 2024 at 8:41 PM
seasons greetings from perry como (1959) is another classic xmas banger. the version of “home for the holidays” on this record is unmatched & if i had a crooner voice this good i would shamelessly cross-promote a line of fancy sticks to beat off all the p-word 🎄🎄🎄🎄
in discussing my very specific weirdo interests, i’ve only ever talked about punk rock xmas music, but this is a budget 1970 reissue of elvis’ christmas album that omits 4 religious songs in favor of the far superior “if every day was like christmas” & it’s rad as hell 🎄🎄🎄🎄
November 24, 2024 at 7:26 PM
in discussing my very specific weirdo interests, i’ve only ever talked about punk rock xmas music, but this is a budget 1970 reissue of elvis’ christmas album that omits 4 religious songs in favor of the far superior “if every day was like christmas” & it’s rad as hell 🎄🎄🎄🎄
1st snowfall of the year
November 22, 2024 at 9:51 PM
1st snowfall of the year
psycho santa 2 (2021) the burned up murder santa from the 3rd story in the last film teams up w/his estranged son & i bet you’ll never guess what they get up to. sadly they didn’t have the budget to have a plot but it’s much closer than the 1st to being an actual film!🎄🎄
November 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM
psycho santa 2 (2021) the burned up murder santa from the 3rd story in the last film teams up w/his estranged son & i bet you’ll never guess what they get up to. sadly they didn’t have the budget to have a plot but it’s much closer than the 1st to being an actual film!🎄🎄
psycho santa (2003) a couple slowly drives to a holiday gathering in real time, telling scary xmas stories & i would bet my whole saturday night that all the dialogue for this entire film could fit on a single bar napkin. …i’m lonely, is what i’m saying 🎄
November 22, 2024 at 2:10 PM
psycho santa (2003) a couple slowly drives to a holiday gathering in real time, telling scary xmas stories & i would bet my whole saturday night that all the dialogue for this entire film could fit on a single bar napkin. …i’m lonely, is what i’m saying 🎄
the christmas tapes (2022) mark from the room is an amateur filmmaker who dabbles in light home invasion & holds a family at gunpoint forcing them to watch vhs tapes on xmas & weird trash filmed on an iphone replaced quality films so gradually i didn’t even notice 🎄🎄🎄
November 21, 2024 at 11:51 PM
the christmas tapes (2022) mark from the room is an amateur filmmaker who dabbles in light home invasion & holds a family at gunpoint forcing them to watch vhs tapes on xmas & weird trash filmed on an iphone replaced quality films so gradually i didn’t even notice 🎄🎄🎄
cursed (2024) an awful human being steals money from a produce stand & murders a romanian gramma about it so he is transformed into a sex krampus? this is slooow, but the practical effects are great & if i never see anything ai or cg ever again, it’ll still be too soon 🎄🎄🎄
November 21, 2024 at 5:38 PM
cursed (2024) an awful human being steals money from a produce stand & murders a romanian gramma about it so he is transformed into a sex krampus? this is slooow, but the practical effects are great & if i never see anything ai or cg ever again, it’ll still be too soon 🎄🎄🎄
santastein (2023) a 6yr old accidentally murders santa, effectively ending xmas. 12yrs later, he figures out how to rectify his mistake but santa comes back wrong. like, very wrong. this is charming as hell but i had to dock it 1 tree because frankenclaus was right there! 🎄🎄🎄
November 15, 2024 at 5:08 PM
santastein (2023) a 6yr old accidentally murders santa, effectively ending xmas. 12yrs later, he figures out how to rectify his mistake but santa comes back wrong. like, very wrong. this is charming as hell but i had to dock it 1 tree because frankenclaus was right there! 🎄🎄🎄
sister krampus (2021) in wwii, us soldiers sa a nun (bc ofc they fucking do) leading her to sell her soul to a krampus & how are the polonia bros worse at making movies 60yrs after feeders? idk what kind of sickos would make an xmas slasher w/no gore but i’m still mad about it 🎄
November 14, 2024 at 11:45 PM
sister krampus (2021) in wwii, us soldiers sa a nun (bc ofc they fucking do) leading her to sell her soul to a krampus & how are the polonia bros worse at making movies 60yrs after feeders? idk what kind of sickos would make an xmas slasher w/no gore but i’m still mad about it 🎄
double walker (2021) a young woman’s ghost returns to solve & avenge her own murder on xmas & this film has layers. It is haunting, violent, & has no business being so goddamn good without a murder santa! 🎄🎄🎄🎄
November 14, 2024 at 1:52 PM
double walker (2021) a young woman’s ghost returns to solve & avenge her own murder on xmas & this film has layers. It is haunting, violent, & has no business being so goddamn good without a murder santa! 🎄🎄🎄🎄
christmas apparition (2018) an introverted girl babysits terrible older children & there are ghosts maybe? this is a slow burn but i like that. the line between something important happening & nothing happening is fine & also i don’t know where it is anymore. high five! 🎄🎄🎄🎄
November 14, 2024 at 1:02 AM
christmas apparition (2018) an introverted girl babysits terrible older children & there are ghosts maybe? this is a slow burn but i like that. the line between something important happening & nothing happening is fine & also i don’t know where it is anymore. high five! 🎄🎄🎄🎄