Peter Kaufman
@giannivegasi.bsky.social
Has issues. Is curmudgeonly. Enjoys his work. Loud bark. No bite.
Smite the jerk.
November 30, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Smite the jerk.
It’s for the gin-besotted, seersucker-suited, farsighted twit - so bleary as to need a couple of fly turds on the page to remind him it’s not “reenters,” but a three syllable word.
November 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It’s for the gin-besotted, seersucker-suited, farsighted twit - so bleary as to need a couple of fly turds on the page to remind him it’s not “reenters,” but a three syllable word.
I think swine is most appropriate if we’re sticking with the porcine.
Prolapsed anus (any goddamned species is fine) might be a bit more apt.
But I’ll keep an open mind.
Prolapsed anus (any goddamned species is fine) might be a bit more apt.
But I’ll keep an open mind.
November 30, 2025 at 3:24 AM
I think swine is most appropriate if we’re sticking with the porcine.
Prolapsed anus (any goddamned species is fine) might be a bit more apt.
But I’ll keep an open mind.
Prolapsed anus (any goddamned species is fine) might be a bit more apt.
But I’ll keep an open mind.
Who was working the gibberish desk?
November 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Who was working the gibberish desk?
That 36% is rather scary to contemplate. Density, greed, fear?
November 28, 2025 at 5:28 PM
That 36% is rather scary to contemplate. Density, greed, fear?
Perfect. I’m busy painting a little something on the roof anyway.
November 28, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Perfect. I’m busy painting a little something on the roof anyway.
Score another win for Mamdani.
November 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Score another win for Mamdani.
I’m ecstatic to know it’s not the pedo tavern. Phew.
November 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’m ecstatic to know it’s not the pedo tavern. Phew.
Such great liberty, once the snoring toddler has been roasted to the beyond.
November 26, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Such great liberty, once the snoring toddler has been roasted to the beyond.
Dude’s got yer coiffure.
November 26, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Dude’s got yer coiffure.
Shock level: bupkis.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Shock level: bupkis.
I am so in favor of putting those two into orbit, just to measure their valor.
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I am so in favor of putting those two into orbit, just to measure their valor.
Him, Toots, then Bob. Life’s pluses.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Him, Toots, then Bob. Life’s pluses.
Unless voting eligibility is tailored. Jodhpurs, epaulettes, and severe barbering.
November 23, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Unless voting eligibility is tailored. Jodhpurs, epaulettes, and severe barbering.
‘Natch. What’d ya expect?
November 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
‘Natch. What’d ya expect?
Would I ever. I will remain privileged to see and hear you and La Bugleismo only via the series of tubes that is called the web.
Make ‘em think and laugh.
Make ‘em think and laugh.
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Would I ever. I will remain privileged to see and hear you and La Bugleismo only via the series of tubes that is called the web.
Make ‘em think and laugh.
Make ‘em think and laugh.
Hannity is a möbius strip of hooey.
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Hannity is a möbius strip of hooey.
Bessent is an absolute stiff. Even at a glimpse. Wow.
November 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Bessent is an absolute stiff. Even at a glimpse. Wow.
Boil it down to its root cause… money? Profit-driven behavior might include CYA.
November 21, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Boil it down to its root cause… money? Profit-driven behavior might include CYA.
November 21, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Cruel, unusual, and so horrifying.
November 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Cruel, unusual, and so horrifying.
“I don’t want another drink, I only want that last one again.”
James McMurtry
“Hurricane Party”
Highly, highly recommend all of his music.
I’m about to sip a small glass of Mezcal. Delicious.
James McMurtry
“Hurricane Party”
Highly, highly recommend all of his music.
I’m about to sip a small glass of Mezcal. Delicious.
November 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
“I don’t want another drink, I only want that last one again.”
James McMurtry
“Hurricane Party”
Highly, highly recommend all of his music.
I’m about to sip a small glass of Mezcal. Delicious.
James McMurtry
“Hurricane Party”
Highly, highly recommend all of his music.
I’m about to sip a small glass of Mezcal. Delicious.
Illegal for police to use that, no?
November 20, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Illegal for police to use that, no?
The bubble is getting more inflated.
In my under informed perception, while there might well be sound good uses for having ones and zeros help humans solve or accelerate the path to very valuable solutions, the species needs badly to tend to its ecosystem. As a far more prominent priority. Or not?
In my under informed perception, while there might well be sound good uses for having ones and zeros help humans solve or accelerate the path to very valuable solutions, the species needs badly to tend to its ecosystem. As a far more prominent priority. Or not?
November 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
The bubble is getting more inflated.
In my under informed perception, while there might well be sound good uses for having ones and zeros help humans solve or accelerate the path to very valuable solutions, the species needs badly to tend to its ecosystem. As a far more prominent priority. Or not?
In my under informed perception, while there might well be sound good uses for having ones and zeros help humans solve or accelerate the path to very valuable solutions, the species needs badly to tend to its ecosystem. As a far more prominent priority. Or not?
Definitely Ackroyd plays him in the satire.
What a twit.
What a twit.
November 19, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Definitely Ackroyd plays him in the satire.
What a twit.
What a twit.