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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉

@giantbritishpup.bsky.social

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He at work/it during play/they to piss off bigots. Bigger than you think. No. Bigger than that. 35, amab, London. Body goal: Action figure. Personality goal: Himbo with the *good* hugs. Kinks: *Many*. Biological limitations are for the uncreative.

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 13h

Hey everyone! New political compass just dropped. Anyone good at making buzz feed quizzes?

Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 13h

I had to put together this chart to explain to one of my D&D groups how I categorize new players but I feel it actually has broader utility

a chart with 2 axis - one for golden retriever across to yeen, and another for himbo down to demon twink

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 18h

Glow up!

Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 1d

Assigned male at birth.

Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 1d

Hey, Birmingham…?

Oni Minotaur @oniminotaur.bsky.social · 1d

MINOTAUR IS READY TO LIGHT UP NEW YORK COMIC CON

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 1d

Oh…
Oh my…
Oh hello.
Good heavens.

An hourglass, you say?
52, 32, 52, you say?
No need for a corset, I did made my own, you say?

Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 4d

I am confident. I am posing and putting it on the Internet.
I am surrounded by friends and loved ones. See the replies.
I know who I am, and I like who I am. I’m showing off my favourite parts of me, even the unusual ones, rather than hiding them.

I am reminding myself of it all. It is working.

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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 4d

greta ily what an outfit

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 4d

You know what?
If you want to feel less powerless, remind yourself of your power, right?

I’d say this is a good display of size and power, right?

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 4d

I’m more than happy to offer my services here!

Silver 😵‍💫🐶🧠✨ @spacepupsilver.com · 4d

If you are stressed find a "pillow" to scream into
Some pillows are more effective than others.
subscribestar.adult/spacepupsilver

an illustration of a small twinky man thrust his whole head into a pair of large muscular tits of a himbo. The man has written "50 cents to scream into my tits" onto his pec. The himbo looks down at the man and says: You've been screaming into my chest for forty minutes... I think you might need to look into a licensed professional little guy.

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 5d

I got to do a voice over gig for a session where I was invited to play Volo.
I may or may not have been imagining your 1P-RPGs when I was doing it.
Florid and sesquipedalian interlocution renders one’s expertise in a subject so self-evident that nary a listener enquires further!

Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 7d

Circular muscles are still muscles and relax just as well as linear ones!

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 7d

It’s so… relaxing.
It’s so good for working out all the… tension in my… muscles.

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 7d

Yes. Come join in. We’ll take turns.

Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 7d

Anyway!
Locktober for everyone else.
Holetober for me.
In my shiny new bedroom! 😁😁😁

My new bedroom, complete with sling and fun toys.

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 7d

Sorry for dragging things into public like that.
It was wrong of me to air dirty laundry.
I was so agitated and panicked over the revenge porn email that I wasn’t thinking, just reacting and lashing out.

The point of running was to move on in safety.

That’s what I’ll try to do from now on.

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Corvids Daily @corvidaely.bsky.social · 8d

Me feeding my chud son Tylenol so she can be the biggest bird nerd to plague this world

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 8d

About yay big please!

a man blowing up a blue balloon with holi ridiculous written on the bottom right

Alt: A balloon of suitable size

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 8d

*gets cloth tape measure*
What are my arms at these days?
*barely gets what I thought my arms are over my forearms. Gets to peak of biceps. Flexes*
Ooooh! 19.5”! I’m so nearly there! Especially since I’ve been missing the gym with the move.

Time to cross that big Two Oh!

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 8d

Dead.
Deceased.
Pushing up daisies.
Feeding the worms.
Shuffled off this mortal coil.

nullo dog-toy 🔜 MIR @thecurioustoy.bsky.social · 8d

oh you’re doing locktober? you mean non-committal nullification? 😋

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 8d

I still dream of the alternate history where LBJ revealed the evidence that he had on Kissinger and Nixon sabotaging the peace talks in Vietnam, and set the precedent that treason is, in fact, a crime in the USA.

What a world that would be…

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 10d

Hugs, rope, putting you in your various rubber bondage equipments or the blueberry suit once my shipping crate arrives, exhaustion after forced workouts when the home gym is set up.
You know. Lots of completely normal reasons.

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 10d

When you’re able to move your arms, yes. 😁

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 10d

Welp. No point resting on my laurels. Time to bench more than the anyone here is squatting! BRB! 😁🐮

(Please let me have this. Ego boosts have been hard to come by the past few months.)

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 10d

It fascinates me to see how my perception is different.
People in London are no bigger or smaller than they used to be.
But because I’m automatically comparing them to myself, everyone feels small. I swear it’s like I’m in a size difference erotica. It’s kind of amazing.

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Buff the NullMooPup 🍉 @giantbritishpup.bsky.social · 15d

Can confirm.
My nullge makes a good pillow.

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