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Evan May

@gianttourtiere.bsky.social

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Tiny writer. I wrote 'Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood' and some other stuff. Can*Con bridge crew, still. Avatar art by Jay Odjick. Only a fool would complain. He/Him.

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · Oct 18

Yes hello if you would enjoy reading a story about a female version of James Bond taking on a Lovecraftian death cult in 19th century London then you might like my most recent book, 'Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood'.

... there's also a sword cane.

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Available now at your favorite digital store!

Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood by Evan May

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 13h

Between Buck and Dan our count was 4 'Shitlers' tonight.

Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 17h

Cool cool cool.

Someone try explaining the word 'inalienable' to him?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 19h

Trump: "We took the freedom of speech away because that's been through the courts and the courts said you have freedom of speech, but what has happened is when they burn a flag it agitates and irritates crowds."

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 19h

So has the civil war actually started in the States now, or are they still in the run up?

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 19h

Fuck's sake.

People are the worst.

Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 22h

Just visual, fortunately

Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

"Hello,

I noticed you are an insufferably condescending dick."

Like I'm sure you're right and it's a bot of some kind but I accepted long ago that students are not going to write to me as though composing a letter in the 1800s. It's fine, honestly.

Mostly they remember not to call me 'bro'.

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

Remember to burn the body to prevent spread

Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

Who would have thought!

Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

Well that's

I'm not sure how constructive that sounds

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

Oh

Like ... the nature of existence?

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 1d

Duchamp Flies, by Carmen Cicero, 2009, 📸 by Frank Franklin II

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

Wait is Peterson off for more of whatever therapy he got in Russia or something?

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

Maybe the hydrogel can figure out how to negotiate with the dinosaurs

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

All hail the hydrogel

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

I'm sure there are more ways that my rapidly decaying physical form can break down and I'm sure I'll get around to them eventually

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

Exciting!

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Evan May @gianttourtiere.bsky.social · 1d

I don't get these ocular migraine thingers very often but when I do it is fantastic to have everything go all shimmery like someone activated a 1960s vintage force field effect and also now I can only kind of see

At least it's never happened while I'm driving