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Evan May
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Tiny writer. I wrote 'Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood' and some other stuff. Can*Con bridge crew, still. Avatar art by Jay Odjick. Only a fool would complain. He/Him.
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Yes hello if you would enjoy reading a story about a female version of James Bond taking on a Lovecraftian death cult in 19th century London then you might like my most recent book, 'Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood'.

... there's also a sword cane.

books2read.com/u/ba6P0q
Available now at your favorite digital store!
Easter Pinkerton and the Case of the Heretic Blood by Evan May
books2read.com
This is of course fucking grim and all I can say is that Satan will be going to work in a snow plow before I turn a student away from my class for wearing niqab or anything else.

Fuck that forever.

(great column by @nolore.bsky.social)

open.substack.com/pub/noralore...
Quebec's new secularism bill expands the scope of who the government officially hates
Today, the Coalition Avenir Québec is introducing, An Act respecting the reinforcement of laicity in Québec (the name is better in French, surely).
open.substack.com
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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WELL. Fate has intervened in a fun new way. We have less than two months to move out of our moldy Quebec rental to Ontario to submit this application or leave the country!

We can do it. All we need is a boost. Thank you for protecting a couple of trans artists on our way to a stable life! 💚
Feeling very grateful for all the support on our GFM today-Az is editing the latest episode of the Last Threshold & like all of 'em it's a doozy.

If you'd like to join the fray for two trans gays as we battle Mouldlords & fight to retain status in Canada check out our GFM:

gofund.me/19f232b9e
Donate to Help Queer Artists Trystan & Lou Secure Safe Housing, organized by Trystan Hawthorne
We’re Trystan (artist name: Azrai) & Lou, the queer ar… Trystan Hawthorne needs your support for Help Queer Artists Trystan & Lou Secure Safe Housing
gofund.me
November 25, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Ah yes.

An ENORMOUS sign.

No one can defy THAT!

(and of course it can't actually be installed, because the government is seven kinds of shite)
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Much needed good times tonight in @nathanburgoine.bsky.social’s Star Trek game, including my misanthropic Engineer ‘helping’ with diplomacy again
November 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Finding out that the Caribbean restaurant that moved out of your neighbourhood has moved *back* = good end to the day.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I hate the gatekeeping around running. Everyone who runs is a runner. What is running? Well if you moved faster than you would walk - congratulations, you ran.

(Unless you were deliberately doing the competitive walking thing, in which case I believe you that you did not.)
It is so weird to finish a workout including runs and NOT feel completely wiped!

I’m not calling this a run because running people can be gatekeepy but I definitely did run!
November 26, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Kate's thread is a very very very good thread.
I'm going to do a little thread on how the money from books works for traditionally published authors because people have questions, and this is always useful info to share IMO. First, a big disclaimer that every contract is different, and there are a million factors that can change things. 1/
November 26, 2025 at 3:45 PM
@premeemohamed.com I told you 'stuff them in a portal to 1672' was not a good solution to your explosive growth of freakish worms problem
These #worms fell down from the sky, maybe, in 1672 Europe, and lived for another couple of days. However fantastic the #earlymodern story of the falling "Würmer" is, I do like the alien-freakish styled insects a lot. Zoom in and choose your favorite:
November 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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it's great that convergent evolution made sure we have the "evil muppet lurking in the swamp" niche covered on multiple continents
133. Boat-billed Heron
November 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
It also means it needs to be prosecuted for counselling people to commit suicide.
Okay, Jesus, you know what, let’s go with it.

ChatGPT is conscious — and conscious like a person, not like dogs or whales — which means it’s entitled to a salary and legal representation to recover damages from the tech bros exploiting it.

Philosophical questions shouldn’t be pure aesthetics.
can’t fucking catch a breath

make it stop
November 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
If at any point I am in a room and someone asks a fucking chatbot what we should talk about next, I'm flinging myself out the window

I don't care what floor we're on

Still a better situation
This is so soulless, I can't stand it. We have BRAINS. We can USE THEM.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
"Don't judge me too harshly, I can do that myself."

Billy Bragg can write a lyric.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Got important opossum shit to do
Opossum doesn’t worry about an unruly hair night…
you just gotta own that style😄
November 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Against the impending darkness.

Hup.
November 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I see the book piracy discourse is going around again and all I can say is I know more than one writer producing acclaimed work that is considering jacking it in or reducing the amount they write because they don't make to justify it vs a job job.

It's not only piracy, but piracy is costing us art.
November 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Well fuck. This is of course exactly what people said would happen, and here it is.

Along with attacking the trans community, weirdos who want to control women have been handed their best weapon ever.

www.thecanary.co/opinion/2025...
Leaked trans code is a victory for women everywhere, provided they don't look a bit too mannish
The EHRC trans code is a disaster. So well done, especially to the anti-trans left who think aligning with Trump is the right thing to do.
www.thecanary.co
November 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I now wish I had paid more attention to this email from @premeemohamed.com with subject line 'My Volcano Machine Idea'

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
Ethiopian volcano erupts for first time in 12,000 years
Ash clouds from Hayli Gubbi volcano sent drifting across the Red Sea toward Yemen and Oman
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Listen I am not the guy who makes everyone bust up laughing at a party either (honestly, I'm not even the guy *at the party* 99% of the time) but I have never been filled with the gnawing desperation to *be that guy* that Elon so clearly has.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Did we absolutely *have* to
November 24, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Sycamore cops?!?

Fuck you, I’ll grow whatever trees I want around here you bastards
The wizard is walking to town. He takes a shortcut through the sycamore copse.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
I can always tell when they use real cat noises in a movie because my idiot boys immediately start looking around for the intruder
November 23, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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Congratulations to friend of the con @suyidavies.com for his 2025 Nommo Award win!

Suyi's work is amazing and you should read all of it.
“Lost Ark Dreaming” by @suyidavies.com won the 2025 Nommo Award for Best Novella.

🔗 torpublishinggroup.com/lost-ark-dre...
November 23, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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I do like that in THE TERMINATOR, the future of humanity hinges, in a way, on storytelling--Kyle Reese's unfailing faith in, and love for, a woman from the past that he's never met, having been told stories of her heroism by her son. Sarah Connor sees that faith, and loves him for it.
Reading about AI being subverted by adversarial poetry and Russian drones' navigation systems jammed by Ukranian folk anthems, which suggests the opening future 'human rebels' scenes of Terminator may now have to be revised.
November 23, 2025 at 11:33 AM