Jess McLaughlin, PhD (they/them)
@jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
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Evolutionary biologist and professional nerd. Asst Prof, University of Alaska Anchorage. queer af, they/them. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✡️ jfmclaughlin.org
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Hello new followers! I'm Jess (they/them), and I'm a newly minted Assistant Professor at U University of Alaska Anchorage! I study evolutionary genomics, mostly in birds, and mainly post my various (mis)adventures and pet pictures. Welcome!
Jess leans against a purple computer in a shared lab space. They are grinning like the absolute dork they are.
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🇺🇿 Uzbekistan- Hamid Ismailov, We Computers

A poet convinced meaning only exists in the reading and not the writing of poetry trains a computer to write for him. Feels like an essential book for this moment where genAI looms large.
We Computers: A Ghazal Novel
A Ghazal Novel
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Mine gets constant compliments, don't miss this chance!
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I'm doing another print run of these "Biology is Bigger than Binaries" shirts!

Back, quite literally, by popular demand. Bullying works, sure, but so does a bunch of nice cutie patooties politely asking!

Order 'em now, I'll mail 'em in early November.

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a woman with short bown hair, glasses, and tassel earrings, wears a purple KN95 and looks cool as hell in her biology is bigger than binaries shirt, in orange a woman with green glasses takes a selfie lookin' cool as hell in her pink biology is bigger than binaries shirt. She's also got ice cream, that lucky dog. a woman with long brown hair and glasses hangs out in the back yard with her pink biology is bigger than binaries shirt A man with a hat and sunglasses stands in hero-pose with his biology is bigger than binaires shirt (orange)
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🇺🇿 Uzbekistan- Hamid Ismailov, We Computers

A poet convinced meaning only exists in the reading and not the writing of poetry trains a computer to write for him. Feels like an essential book for this moment where genAI looms large.
We Computers: A Ghazal Novel
A Ghazal Novel
bookshop.org
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Yeah, definitely will keep an eye on it. Hit it with antibiotic ointment pretty hard, hopefully it's not as dramatic as the last time I got bitten by a cat
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As I tell my students, if you arrived at a simple answer in biology you have done one of two things: arrived at the wrong answer or asked the wrong question
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capetrov.bsky.social
OK, a lot of my mutuals are still following her here, and I need people to realize that just because she's keeping things neutral here doesn't mean she isn't being awful. Her anti-Zionism has devolved. Badly.

In the replies to this she's agreeing that they should go back in body bags. On a train.
joelhs.bsky.social
This is a person who is still taken seriously and published in left-wing spaces.

To be clear: No, most Israeli Jews are not descended from Polish Jews. And even for the minority who are, it would obviously not be safe for them all to go there now, given the Polish government.
Tweet from Axel Folio, PhD: "To Poland where they are from"
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Yep! Definitely hard to tell when she's in shed, but she's a handsome little sausage
The same snake but not in full shed, posing on a rock hide. Her colors are more blackish brown on a white background, like if a cow were a very plump noodle
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Normally her colors are brighter but she's apparently decided to shed again even though I swear she just finished the last one
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Possibly the single greatest snake pic I've ever taken
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If you are new around here, this muppet is Lovelace, who is presumably some sort of cousin to these babies (got her from Ethan during my brief time in the Northeast)
A sand boa in shed who just had a quick soak, looking directly at the camera with an incredibly derpy look. She looks like one of the robots from MST3K.
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
If you are new around here, this muppet is Lovelace, who is presumably some sort of cousin to these babies (got her from Ethan during my brief time in the Northeast)
A sand boa in shed who just had a quick soak, looking directly at the camera with an incredibly derpy look. She looks like one of the robots from MST3K.
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Lovelace ate like two frozen mice and then decided she required fresh ones again, such a diva
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There’s not much there yet but if you want to check it out:

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Pro tip: don’t quote post my animals commenting you don’t like them. I’m fine with people not liking snakes; but stay out of my mentions about it.
jfmclaughlin92.bsky.social
Yeah I already talked with AAAC and got an open case number, and made it clear I want it tested for rabies. Dropping it off in the morning.
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Give her some extra scritches for me please
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Feeling guilty that its last few minutes were two dogs barking at it and trying to get at it, on top of everything else.
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Also I have to go drop it off at animal control tomorrow to test for rabies because it bit me, and while rabies is rare up here my vaccination expired and I don't fuck with rabies
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Tw: animal death

Cat owners: please please PLEASE keep your cats inside. My evening is ruined because I just held a little kitten with a broken spine while they passed, likely bc of a dog attack or car, and I am a bit of a wreck rn.
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Ooh, I'll be forwarding this to one of my colleagues who was looking for papers to share with class...
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new article is up in full-text in #AJBA @bioanth.org! 🧪 💀

I predicted expression levels for skeletal sex indicators for 9 forms of #intersex, based on what we know ab these intersex variations (and which traits are most likely to affect bone growth, development, & remodeling) #SexualPolymorphism
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claudistics.bsky.social
new article is up in full-text in #AJBA @bioanth.org! 🧪 💀

I predicted expression levels for skeletal sex indicators for 9 forms of #intersex, based on what we know ab these intersex variations (and which traits are most likely to affect bone growth, development, & remodeling) #SexualPolymorphism
onlinelibrary.wiley.com
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I was unfortunately talking with a student and running late to class, so no time for snark, but I did lodge a complaint with the office that approves posters